1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Do you want subtitles for any video? -=[ ai.MY-SUBS.com ]=- 2 00:00:38,560 --> 00:00:40,517 Hurray! 3 00:02:35,640 --> 00:02:39,416 - What a magnificent city Rome! - And what a dream this sun is! 4 00:02:39,440 --> 00:02:42,751 - Have it in Milan! - St. Peter's is magnificent! 5 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:45,456 But the Cathedral of Milan it is more suggestive. 6 00:02:45,480 --> 00:02:47,835 Too bad we only have two days! 7 00:02:49,440 --> 00:02:55,176 Seeing Rome in two days is not much, Two months wouldn't be enough for us! 8 00:02:55,200 --> 00:02:57,656 Just run, one bus after another. 9 00:02:57,680 --> 00:03:00,496 I divided the city into sectors, after the Vatican, 10 00:03:00,520 --> 00:03:03,056 one hill after another we will see them all seven in a short time. 11 00:03:03,080 --> 00:03:05,256 - Without stopping? - Does the air of Rome already have an effect on you? 12 00:03:05,280 --> 00:03:09,216 - You're becoming two lazy people! - Give me a sandwich, I'm hungry! 13 00:03:09,240 --> 00:03:11,976 You know sandwiches are rationed! 14 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:14,336 Just a "tear" and we are ruined. 15 00:03:14,360 --> 00:03:17,416 You don't want to sleep outdoors this night! 16 00:03:17,440 --> 00:03:19,576 We have the money counted! 17 00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:23,216 Two days in Rome! They will all die of rage! 18 00:03:23,240 --> 00:03:26,856 I don't want to hear for two days talk about work and Milan. 19 00:03:26,880 --> 00:03:29,696 It will be the air of Rome, but I feel different. 20 00:03:29,720 --> 00:03:32,696 - Where are we going now? - At the Trevi Fountain. 21 00:03:32,720 --> 00:03:35,576 - Three pennies in the fountain. - Then we will return! 22 00:03:35,600 --> 00:03:38,656 - Maybe on our honeymoon! - Wait a minute. 23 00:03:38,680 --> 00:03:41,149 - Now let's ask. Hey, say it! - $ì? 24 00:03:41,600 --> 00:03:44,240 Excuse me, about the Trevi Fountain? 25 00:03:44,520 --> 00:03:47,576 Trevi Fountain? It's difficult! How do you get there from here? 26 00:03:47,600 --> 00:03:51,150 Excuse me, is this the Appia Antica? 27 00:03:51,920 --> 00:03:55,576 - Cecilia Metella tomb? - It's right nearby. 28 00:03:55,600 --> 00:03:58,296 - Sorry... - Hey, I can't split up! 29 00:03:58,320 --> 00:04:00,696 Ask someone else! Can't you see what I have to do? 30 00:04:00,720 --> 00:04:03,456 I'll accompany you. I have to go I too from sister Metella. 31 00:04:03,480 --> 00:04:06,936 - Can you tell us where this fountain is? - Look at that girl! 32 00:04:06,960 --> 00:04:10,296 Get "charged" by a "taxi driver"! I'm talking to two foreigners! 33 00:04:10,320 --> 00:04:12,277 Do we want to go? 34 00:04:14,480 --> 00:04:17,216 We got along really well! The usual Romans. 35 00:04:17,240 --> 00:04:20,736 What a way to do it! Let's hope that not all Romans are like this. 36 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:22,717 - Let's go? - Let's go. 37 00:04:24,560 --> 00:04:28,599 - We started well! - We are not discouraged. 38 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:35,576 - Ask this. - It's useless. - No, try. 39 00:04:35,600 --> 00:04:38,696 Excuse me. Please, Trevi Fountain. 40 00:04:38,720 --> 00:04:43,496 - It's in the center. - Okay, but what Is this the way to go? 41 00:04:43,520 --> 00:04:46,592 ...restaurant Ninetto il Moro. 42 00:04:46,840 --> 00:04:49,496 Ninetto the Moor? The one in Testaccio? 43 00:04:49,520 --> 00:04:51,875 ...wine. 44 00:04:52,600 --> 00:04:55,136 I spend my days and nights there! 45 00:04:55,160 --> 00:04:57,216 Ninetto is a friend, a relative, a brother! 46 00:04:57,240 --> 00:05:00,676 It makes the best rigatoni with the pajata of Rome! 47 00:05:02,160 --> 00:05:05,016 - I'll take you there. - But Trevi Fountain? 48 00:05:05,040 --> 00:05:08,056 But what are you going to do there? Come from Ninetto to make you a "tycoon"! 49 00:05:08,080 --> 00:05:11,835 It has an "amatriciana" and a wine that it goes down without you realizing it! 50 00:05:11,920 --> 00:05:17,154 Let's go. A day like this he will remember it all his life. 51 00:05:24,640 --> 00:05:28,856 - This one then! - We've had bad luck once again. 52 00:05:28,880 --> 00:05:33,336 In Rome you have to be heard be recommended or foreign. 53 00:05:33,360 --> 00:05:37,399 - Let's contact a policeman. - Where do you find it? 54 00:05:37,840 --> 00:05:40,798 - We're not in Milan! - So what do you want to do? 55 00:05:44,600 --> 00:05:46,557 What do I want to do? 56 00:05:48,800 --> 00:05:50,416 Now you will see it! 57 00:05:50,440 --> 00:05:52,936 Excuse me? 58 00:05:52,960 --> 00:05:54,917 Tell me? 59 00:05:55,720 --> 00:06:00,656 - "Pardon", information. - I'm at your disposal. 60 00:06:00,680 --> 00:06:02,637 I'm available. 61 00:06:03,160 --> 00:06:07,656 - Trevi Fountain. - Very good! I'll explain it to you right away. 62 00:06:07,680 --> 00:06:10,616 Too bad I have a car under repair. It's bad, you know? 63 00:06:10,640 --> 00:06:13,616 - No matter. - No, it's important. 64 00:06:13,640 --> 00:06:17,136 Trevi Fountain is far away, with the car takes two minutes. 65 00:06:17,160 --> 00:06:20,336 Now I'll explain well. Are you alone in Italy? 66 00:06:20,360 --> 00:06:23,376 Yes, beautiful Italian sun. 67 00:06:23,400 --> 00:06:25,856 No sun! I meant it with mom and dad. 68 00:06:27,680 --> 00:06:31,913 - Stop it! - No mum and dad, we alone. 69 00:06:32,680 --> 00:06:36,176 We camp. Hitchhiking around the world. 70 00:06:36,200 --> 00:06:38,256 - I understand. - Beautiful capital of Italy. 71 00:06:38,280 --> 00:06:43,275 Yes, but you need to see it well the car, the guide... 72 00:06:43,680 --> 00:06:46,896 - I act as a guide. - What did he say? 73 00:06:46,920 --> 00:06:50,536 With the car today see all of Rome! I invite you. 74 00:06:50,560 --> 00:06:55,056 The car in two hours it will be ready. Fault repaired. 75 00:06:55,080 --> 00:06:59,074 Ya! The three of us, you... "promenade". 76 00:06:59,960 --> 00:07:02,190 No, I have two friends... 77 00:07:03,360 --> 00:07:05,176 Two "camarads". 78 00:07:05,200 --> 00:07:07,157 “Ya, camarad.” 79 00:07:07,640 --> 00:07:12,669 Two guys... two gentlemen, eh? One is... "doctor". 80 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:16,118 Another is like me... possident. 81 00:07:16,960 --> 00:07:21,096 It has "grit". We could meet in two hours at the Colosseum. 82 00:07:21,120 --> 00:07:26,136 A sudden breakdown in the car. Of course, Commander, you are right. 83 00:07:26,160 --> 00:07:28,515 I could have called earlier, but... 84 00:07:29,160 --> 00:07:32,896 In this area the telephones... It's Easter, everything is closed. 85 00:07:32,920 --> 00:07:34,776 Where did I find it? 86 00:07:34,800 --> 00:07:36,757 What does he say? Renounce? 87 00:07:37,360 --> 00:07:39,317 But Commander, you... 88 00:07:40,280 --> 00:07:43,352 She's been coming for a year in Rocca Morbella. 89 00:07:43,760 --> 00:07:47,536 My brother has already notified everyone of the honor she did us. 90 00:07:47,560 --> 00:07:50,837 I beg you, Commander, Don't make me look bad. 91 00:07:51,720 --> 00:07:54,096 But, no, I assure you, only 5 minutes. 92 00:07:54,120 --> 00:07:56,953 At 3.30 at the Colosseum. Understood? 93 00:07:58,600 --> 00:08:01,160 - At half past three! - Ya! Ya! 94 00:08:02,640 --> 00:08:04,056 Goodbye. 95 00:08:04,080 --> 00:08:05,976 Goodbye. 96 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:07,354 Hello. 97 00:08:10,480 --> 00:08:12,776 Have you seen how the system works? 98 00:08:12,800 --> 00:08:14,757 Hello! 99 00:08:14,960 --> 00:08:17,576 I mean, where is this Trevi Fountain? 100 00:08:17,600 --> 00:08:19,557 Oh, yeah! 101 00:08:23,520 --> 00:08:27,256 - So? - I check the work and give it to him. 102 00:08:27,280 --> 00:08:31,456 - We're not done yet? - Osvaldo, I want to check. 103 00:08:31,480 --> 00:08:34,096 - But I finished everything... - Move! 104 00:08:34,120 --> 00:08:37,096 With these "bagnarole" you have to be careful. 105 00:08:37,120 --> 00:08:41,176 I told her that was it an incompetent. She could do it. 106 00:08:41,200 --> 00:08:45,216 The responsibility is mine, I do the work conscientiously. 107 00:08:45,240 --> 00:08:47,856 Now he doesn't trust it anymore of his student? 108 00:08:47,880 --> 00:08:50,856 If I don't check, I'm not calm. 109 00:08:50,880 --> 00:08:53,576 It's a question of conscience. I'll take a minute. 110 00:08:53,600 --> 00:08:55,557 Hurry! 111 00:09:06,520 --> 00:09:08,477 But... what is he doing? 112 00:09:16,200 --> 00:09:19,016 - Hey! - Criminal, do you want to make me close the shop? 113 00:09:19,040 --> 00:09:21,816 Down here it was all a mess! 114 00:09:21,840 --> 00:09:24,056 In short, what happens? 115 00:09:24,080 --> 00:09:26,456 Light a candle for Saint Anthony. 116 00:09:26,480 --> 00:09:29,576 After less than three kilometers he would have found himself "grumped" 117 00:09:29,600 --> 00:09:32,056 - and pale in the hospital. - For that screw? 118 00:09:32,080 --> 00:09:36,096 Screw? We need a lot of people here original spare parts! 119 00:09:36,120 --> 00:09:39,216 But don't worry, It will be ready on Tuesday. 120 00:09:39,240 --> 00:09:42,696 Tuesday? The day after tomorrow? And you tell me like this? 121 00:09:42,720 --> 00:09:46,936 Should I tell him while crying? the pieces I don't make the originals. 122 00:09:46,960 --> 00:09:50,536 I need it right away! I have to bring the my office manager in Rocca Morbella! 123 00:09:50,560 --> 00:09:53,576 It didn't even come with this one in Rocca Cannuccia! 124 00:09:53,600 --> 00:09:57,816 This is real recklessness! She doesn't know who I am! 125 00:09:57,840 --> 00:09:59,496 I will talk to the right person. 126 00:09:59,520 --> 00:10:02,056 Hey, calm down. 127 00:10:02,080 --> 00:10:06,336 It's reckless not to send her away with a beat up car? 128 00:10:06,360 --> 00:10:10,638 To accompany the office manager you can rent a car. 129 00:10:11,280 --> 00:10:15,056 Already! And where do I find it a rental car? 130 00:10:15,080 --> 00:10:16,416 Now, here? 131 00:10:16,440 --> 00:10:20,616 It is better to bring the "parannanza" what a tailcoat! 132 00:10:20,640 --> 00:10:22,631 Hurry, I want to close. 133 00:10:24,640 --> 00:10:26,631 All right... I'll go. 134 00:10:28,560 --> 00:10:33,714 But remember, I'll be here on Tuesday and she will deal with me. 135 00:10:33,880 --> 00:10:36,176 Doctor Anselmo Gerardi Frezza, 136 00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:39,616 Accounting officer General of the State. 137 00:10:39,640 --> 00:10:41,597 We'll do the math! 138 00:10:44,240 --> 00:10:47,616 We're good to go! I have to do accounts with that eternal father. 139 00:10:47,640 --> 00:10:51,296 Osvaldo, put it back all those pieces. 140 00:10:51,320 --> 00:10:55,656 No, you do it yourself, you gave me a "refundable" slap. 141 00:10:55,680 --> 00:10:59,176 - You go down there. - But you didn't understand. 142 00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:02,416 I did everything to keep my car. 143 00:11:02,440 --> 00:11:04,696 The work was perfect, it was just a joke. 144 00:11:04,720 --> 00:11:06,456 Minus the slap! 145 00:11:06,480 --> 00:11:09,336 I found three foreigners that "disturb" you. 146 00:11:09,360 --> 00:11:11,736 I have an appointment with them in two hours by car. 147 00:11:11,760 --> 00:11:13,976 What an Easter, Osvaldo! 148 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:17,834 - Are you going alone? - No, now I'm going to Sergio and Franco. 149 00:11:18,880 --> 00:11:22,496 - Do I really disgust you? - What are you saying, little brother? 150 00:11:22,520 --> 00:11:25,831 You have to grow a little taller for these things. 151 00:11:25,920 --> 00:11:28,616 - You're still a bit too much of a rookie. - Ah! 152 00:11:28,640 --> 00:11:32,793 - And what do you do with your Magda? - Yes, how do I do it? 153 00:11:33,640 --> 00:11:36,416 Osvaldo... can you do me a favor? 154 00:11:36,440 --> 00:11:40,376 No! Now I'm not a newbie anymore! You think about that one! 155 00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:44,216 All right, I'll call you. Meanwhile, put the pieces back together, slug! 156 00:11:44,240 --> 00:11:46,880 > Ask a brother for a favor! 157 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:48,856 How clever! 158 00:11:48,880 --> 00:11:51,576 - Good morning, Sister Agnese, happy Easter. - Thank you. 159 00:11:51,600 --> 00:11:54,797 - Is Sergio at home? - No, we work harder on holidays. 160 00:11:54,920 --> 00:11:57,856 - He's over there, putting the eggs away. - Sergio! 161 00:11:57,880 --> 00:12:01,776 There are the guards, the carabinieri, the forensic police... 162 00:12:01,800 --> 00:12:04,416 fingerprints. When it comes to stealing, 163 00:12:04,440 --> 00:12:07,910 they take off your trousers without touching your "belly"! 164 00:12:08,040 --> 00:12:10,634 I take a bite to eat and I come to the workshop. 165 00:12:10,760 --> 00:12:13,776 If you don't find me, wait for me, I have to go to Magda. 166 00:12:13,800 --> 00:12:17,496 - Why? - I promised her to spend Easter with her and... 167 00:12:17,520 --> 00:12:19,576 Imagine what will happen. 168 00:12:19,600 --> 00:12:22,696 Make up an excuse. Tell her who I am relatives arrived from the south. 169 00:12:22,720 --> 00:12:25,616 That screen came to us of uncle Gaetano. 170 00:12:25,640 --> 00:12:28,976 - Did you read the newspaper this morning? - At least stay calm for Easter. 171 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:33,816 If they stole from your master something, I wouldn't mind. 172 00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:35,797 Bad, very bad! 173 00:12:36,040 --> 00:12:38,856 You too are a capitalist and you have to defend the "bag". 174 00:12:38,880 --> 00:12:41,136 I know the Mastelloni accounts well, 175 00:12:41,160 --> 00:12:43,976 It's been 20 years their trusted man. 176 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:48,376 With everything they have... they pay attention to the penny! 177 00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:52,712 Gaetano, especially for this reason they should give a damn about everything! 178 00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:56,576 The Mastelloni Counts can deceive you, not me! 179 00:12:56,600 --> 00:12:58,576 No, they deserve the money. 180 00:12:58,600 --> 00:13:01,056 Michele, let's go, the pasta overcooks. 181 00:13:01,080 --> 00:13:04,776 - Pinuccia, hurry up. Close and come upstairs. 00:13:06,736 Meanwhile, the accounts have started. 183 00:13:06,760 --> 00:13:09,536 The husband on one side and his wife on the other. 184 00:13:09,560 --> 00:13:14,336 When I think of the villa I left alone, my blood runs cold. 185 00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:17,478 Relax, no one will steal it from you! 186 00:13:17,680 --> 00:13:20,896 You will understand, after 20 years it is the first time I leave her alone. 187 00:13:20,920 --> 00:13:26,376 You must believe me, dear brother, I don't feel calm at all. 188 00:13:26,400 --> 00:13:28,936 You call Franco, right? 189 00:13:28,960 --> 00:13:32,176 No! We have to go and get it that one doesn't detach from the mother! 190 00:13:32,200 --> 00:13:34,157 All right. What do you want? 191 00:13:35,120 --> 00:13:39,496 Sandro... but with those... does it combine? 192 00:13:39,520 --> 00:13:42,056 And you ask me? Those are foreigners! 193 00:13:42,080 --> 00:13:45,896 Different mentality, evolved, sporty. 194 00:13:45,920 --> 00:13:48,355 - Sergio, they are Nordic! - Ah! 195 00:13:49,360 --> 00:13:51,590 < We'll give it a warmed up! 196 00:13:53,120 --> 00:13:55,176 Sor Vincenzo, can you give me a token? I have to call. 197 00:13:55,200 --> 00:13:58,113 You too when I have to close! 198 00:13:58,360 --> 00:14:01,296 I will be eligible once a year should I go home too? 199 00:14:01,320 --> 00:14:05,029 > It'll take me two minutes, I have to go I'm at home eating too. 200 00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:09,096 I know your "two minutes" well! 201 00:14:09,120 --> 00:14:11,856 - Here, but hurry. - All right. 202 00:14:11,880 --> 00:14:13,996 Hurry, I want to close. 203 00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:18,616 God willing, tomorrow I'm going to Tuscolo eating fettuccine! 204 00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:23,555 And after a bottle of coffee made with my hands! 205 00:14:23,680 --> 00:14:25,557 Let's close. 206 00:14:26,160 --> 00:14:28,896 - Ah! - I'll take the scooter, I have to run an errand. 207 00:14:28,920 --> 00:14:32,656 Now? Your mother said that is ready. Let it go. 208 00:14:32,680 --> 00:14:35,176 - Dad, five minutes, I'll go and come back. - All right. 209 00:14:35,200 --> 00:14:37,536 - Dad, the week? - You've already weighed it. 210 00:14:37,560 --> 00:14:41,216 - Next time, right? - Is it possible that you always ask for money? 211 00:14:41,240 --> 00:14:43,216 But I work, dad. 212 00:14:43,240 --> 00:14:45,016 I go and come back. 213 00:14:45,040 --> 00:14:48,336 - Hello, dad. - "Shut up"... this boy! 214 00:14:48,360 --> 00:14:50,715 Hurry up, do me a favor. 215 00:14:55,360 --> 00:14:58,256 And then you say you love me? You know chocolate is bad for me. 216 00:14:58,280 --> 00:15:02,136 It makes my face blob and pimples behind the shoulders. 217 00:15:02,160 --> 00:15:07,256 I'm allergic to chocolate and you keep sending me chocolate! 218 00:15:07,280 --> 00:15:09,856 Tons of chocolate! You're a monster! 219 00:15:09,880 --> 00:15:13,456 It was just a little egg to remember the tradition. 220 00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:17,678 But you'll see that I'll succeed right away to make it up to me. 221 00:15:18,480 --> 00:15:21,040 Do you know where I am? At the florist! 222 00:15:21,360 --> 00:15:24,056 Thank goodness, I love flowers. 223 00:15:24,080 --> 00:15:27,232 Rosetta! Throw away this rubbish! 224 00:15:27,520 --> 00:15:29,511 Rosette! Rosetta! 225 00:15:30,280 --> 00:15:33,096 As? No, don't come, please. 226 00:15:33,120 --> 00:15:36,336 At least on Easter Sunday spare me your sight! 227 00:15:36,360 --> 00:15:39,176 My goodness, how boring you are! 228 00:15:39,200 --> 00:15:41,669 I don't want to see you today! 229 00:15:42,360 --> 00:15:45,456 - Throw that egg away. - Throw it away? - Yes. 230 00:15:45,480 --> 00:15:46,936 And close the door. 231 00:15:46,960 --> 00:15:50,032 < It's possible that you are like this sticky? 232 00:15:50,880 --> 00:15:55,431 This egg is worth a month of salary. She's crazy as fuck! 233 00:15:55,960 --> 00:15:58,634 Frank! Frank! 234 00:15:59,240 --> 00:16:00,736 Frank! 235 00:16:03,120 --> 00:16:07,136 - Come down, I have to talk to you. - At this time? Are you crazy? 236 00:16:07,160 --> 00:16:09,096 - Get down! - Why? 237 00:16:09,120 --> 00:16:11,096 - Females! - At that time? 238 00:16:11,120 --> 00:16:13,976 Move! Three foreigners, three "wavers 239 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:16,216 - And are they there? - Sure. How much money do you have? 240 00:16:16,240 --> 00:16:19,870 - I'll get them from mum and I'll go down. - Hurry. - Take it! 241 00:16:22,200 --> 00:16:24,271 I want to send this to my grandmother in Gallarate. 242 00:16:24,480 --> 00:16:27,791 She'll be happy to know that I spent Easter in Rome. 243 00:16:27,880 --> 00:16:32,416 This will make you die of rage my colleagues at the printing house. 244 00:16:32,440 --> 00:16:35,816 Why are you so mean? At least at Easter we are at peace with everyone. 245 00:16:35,840 --> 00:16:40,789 You are right. This postcard I will send it to Carlo: Altar of Peace. 246 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:44,376 No, send this to Carlo: 247 00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:48,075 'I love like this. I just love you like this." 248 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:52,696 Poor thing, it was about to end under the train to say goodbye. 249 00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:55,896 I wouldn't treat him like that, it's full of money. 250 00:16:55,920 --> 00:16:59,816 The trouble is that the only beautiful thing what he has is the money. 251 00:16:59,840 --> 00:17:02,296 I'm just waiting for love. 252 00:17:03,720 --> 00:17:05,677 Come and see! 253 00:17:18,760 --> 00:17:21,115 If they saw us in Milan! 254 00:17:23,400 --> 00:17:26,552 - You look like a hot air balloon! - You're ridiculous! 255 00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:29,437 Who played? 256 00:17:30,920 --> 00:17:33,496 - Is the lady there? - He's in his usual place, in the alcove. 257 00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:35,816 - I would marry you! - I don't have the kit ready yet! 258 00:17:35,840 --> 00:17:40,073 - But you are "accompanied"! - Hands off, I'm an honored girl! 259 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:46,536 - Sandro. - Hello, Magda. 260 00:17:46,560 --> 00:17:49,456 My love, why? I was waiting for you later. 261 00:17:49,480 --> 00:17:52,856 I know, I know... but you see 262 00:17:52,880 --> 00:17:56,589 So you say hello to me? Won't you give me a kiss? 263 00:17:59,720 --> 00:18:04,351 - Look, darling, I'm out of my mind. - What is it, dear? 264 00:18:04,720 --> 00:18:07,075 I really didn't expect it. 265 00:18:07,760 --> 00:18:11,496 - Some relatives have arrived from the "heel". - What does that mean? 266 00:18:11,520 --> 00:18:15,070 Came from Puglia. My mother's relatives. 267 00:18:15,400 --> 00:18:17,437 It means goodbye Easter! 268 00:18:19,680 --> 00:18:24,096 - We have to postpone the trip. - It wasn't necessary! Patience. 269 00:18:24,120 --> 00:18:26,999 Yep, you don't care! 270 00:18:27,600 --> 00:18:30,496 Once we could stay together from morning to night! 271 00:18:30,520 --> 00:18:34,070 I've always said it: “Snake Relatives.” 272 00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:39,096 Don't be a child. Once You'll make your mother happy. 273 00:18:39,120 --> 00:18:42,476 Holy shit! You have to believe me, I do it just for her! 274 00:18:42,680 --> 00:18:46,435 - Just for her! - We must resist the blows of fate. 275 00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:49,256 But this Trevi Fountain? 276 00:18:49,280 --> 00:18:51,896 You really want to throw money at us to return? 277 00:18:51,920 --> 00:18:54,230 They only do it to take us away the money. 278 00:18:55,520 --> 00:18:57,318 What are you doing today? 279 00:18:59,160 --> 00:19:03,393 I don't know... anything. Maybe I'll go to the cinema. 280 00:19:04,800 --> 00:19:08,936 I knew it! At Easter, with the cinemas crowded, she goes alone! 281 00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:12,874 Darling, I love you so much when you are jealous. 282 00:19:13,080 --> 00:19:15,936 - I'll stay home, okay? - I don't believe it. 283 00:19:15,960 --> 00:19:20,336 I promise you, I'll stay all day in bed with the phone next to me. 284 00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:22,920 My soul, you know that I only have you. 285 00:19:23,480 --> 00:19:26,216 You don't have to get angry, I'll call you every half hour. 286 00:19:26,240 --> 00:19:28,936 If you don't answer me before the third ring... 287 00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:31,416 I come here and make a mess! 288 00:19:31,440 --> 00:19:34,432 And... and I don't even save Rosetta! 289 00:19:35,040 --> 00:19:36,997 Exaggerated. 290 00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:40,096 But... what does Rosetta have to do with it? 291 00:19:40,120 --> 00:19:44,079 Well... like this... I beat! I don't care who I take. 292 00:19:45,040 --> 00:19:47,156 If you don't call me... woe betide you! 293 00:19:49,320 --> 00:19:51,277 I go. 294 00:19:54,440 --> 00:19:56,397 Oh! 295 00:19:56,800 --> 00:19:59,056 - What are you doing? - My feet hurt. 296 00:19:59,080 --> 00:20:02,936 Now I understand why it is the city of 7 necks! With all these climbs! 297 00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:04,917 I don't feel like walking anymore! 298 00:20:15,440 --> 00:20:17,397 Watch out! 299 00:20:18,920 --> 00:20:23,736 Rome is beautiful, but I'm tired. We have come a long way! 300 00:20:23,760 --> 00:20:26,832 Luckily we fixed it a car with a driver. 301 00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:31,079 - Which car? - You forgot the young man from this morning? 302 00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:33,216 But would you like to go? 303 00:20:33,240 --> 00:20:36,776 Certain! My feet have become two irons. 304 00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:38,976 What if some bad guys show up? 305 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:41,616 I don't like him. 306 00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:44,696 - But he's a nice guy. - Here, now it begins. 307 00:20:44,720 --> 00:20:48,296 She dreams of Prince Charming! You don't have to marry him, you know? 308 00:20:48,320 --> 00:20:53,616 What does it have to do with it? It's not nice to go in I hang around with people we don't know. 309 00:20:53,640 --> 00:20:56,576 And then we said that we are foreigners. 310 00:20:56,600 --> 00:20:58,496 Now, what do we do? 311 00:20:58,520 --> 00:21:02,256 - We'll tell him the truth. - Good! No! 312 00:21:02,280 --> 00:21:04,376 They go crazy for foreigners. 313 00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:07,576 If we tell him that we are Milanese, they kill us. 314 00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:09,557 Yep, you're right. 315 00:21:10,960 --> 00:21:14,256 Let's keep playing foreigners, it's more fun... 316 00:21:14,280 --> 00:21:17,238 and you will see that they will treat us all with more kindness. 317 00:21:19,040 --> 00:21:21,736 What will we be? French, English... 318 00:21:21,760 --> 00:21:23,717 Let me molt. 319 00:21:24,800 --> 00:21:27,416 You know what fun it is speak with gestures! 320 00:21:27,440 --> 00:21:31,576 Well, French and English Everyone in Italy knows it a bit. 321 00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:34,433 We need to find a country more difficult. 322 00:21:35,640 --> 00:21:39,315 I don't know... Sweden, Norway. 323 00:21:39,480 --> 00:21:41,676 - Holland! - Denmark! 324 00:21:46,880 --> 00:21:50,999 - How does my handsome Dane seem to you? - Very convincing. 325 00:21:54,120 --> 00:21:58,176 But look at these, you can't see them! All these foreigners like this. 326 00:21:58,200 --> 00:22:01,576 "Yes, mercie, ourevoir..." and then they never show up again. 327 00:22:01,600 --> 00:22:03,576 Maybe they gave you a rip-off. 328 00:22:03,600 --> 00:22:07,376 Foreigners, cute... and three beautiful ones all together... 329 00:22:07,400 --> 00:22:09,376 When we get another opportunity like this? 330 00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:13,376 We've been waiting for half an hour, will they have understood the appointment correctly? 331 00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:15,136 Wow, it's at the Colosseum! 332 00:22:15,160 --> 00:22:17,936 If they were wrong and they went to the Phanteon? 333 00:22:17,960 --> 00:22:22,176 The foreigners are not Roman they know Rome better than us. 334 00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:25,216 - By the way, you told him that is the car ours? - Certain! 335 00:22:25,240 --> 00:22:27,696 I couldn't tell him that I had screwed her. 336 00:22:27,720 --> 00:22:30,016 I also said that I have a supergarage, 337 00:22:30,040 --> 00:22:32,016 that you are a landowner of countryside 338 00:22:32,040 --> 00:22:34,256 and you are a doctor. Remember that, huh? 339 00:22:34,280 --> 00:22:36,656 Maybe it's better that they don't come. 340 00:22:36,680 --> 00:22:39,296 Aren't they coming? And who are they? 341 00:22:39,320 --> 00:22:40,816 Hey! Sergio! 342 00:22:40,840 --> 00:22:44,896 Sergio, you are a phenomenon, you picked up the best ones. 343 00:22:44,920 --> 00:22:48,976 "Senorita, mademoiselle, fraulein, froken"! 344 00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:53,039 Easy, you've already used half vocabulary, then what do you tell him? 345 00:22:53,240 --> 00:22:55,629 - Good morning. - Bonjour. - Good morning. 346 00:22:55,760 --> 00:22:57,797 These are my friends. 347 00:22:58,040 --> 00:23:01,158 I am Sandro, he is Sergio and Franco. 348 00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:04,816 I Nanden, this llse, this Margaret. 349 00:23:04,840 --> 00:23:05,840 Enchanté. 350 00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:09,477 Colosseum? Let's go. 351 00:23:09,720 --> 00:23:12,678 - Come. - "Venghino", you don't pay a cent anyway. 352 00:23:17,080 --> 00:23:20,516 Sandro, damn what a "deaf cat" you are! 353 00:23:40,560 --> 00:23:42,949 - Colosseum, beautiful! - Ya! 354 00:23:45,920 --> 00:23:47,877 Handsome. 355 00:23:50,080 --> 00:23:51,856 Hey! 356 00:23:51,880 --> 00:23:54,816 - Speak, say something. - What do you want me to say? 357 00:23:54,840 --> 00:23:58,674 You studied. Talk about the Colosseum... it's here. 358 00:24:00,360 --> 00:24:02,874 This... Colosseum. 359 00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:06,157 Famous circus. 360 00:24:06,400 --> 00:24:08,256 Togni? 361 00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:10,669 Hey, what are you saying? 362 00:24:12,720 --> 00:24:15,155 - Christians. - Did you understand? 363 00:24:19,880 --> 00:24:24,431 - This famous lion pit. - (NANDEN} Lions? 364 00:24:25,920 --> 00:24:27,877 Lions. Aaargh! 365 00:24:28,680 --> 00:24:30,717 Metro-Goldwin-Mayer. Tigers. 366 00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:33,896 Tigers? What do tigers have to do with it? 367 00:24:33,920 --> 00:24:37,176 - What do you care, the Colosseum is yours? - Stop being an idiot. 368 00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:39,576 Instead of talking Tongues screams in Italian! 369 00:24:39,600 --> 00:24:41,616 - What does he say? - Sergio... 370 00:24:41,640 --> 00:24:43,597 have you become stupid? 371 00:24:43,840 --> 00:24:45,797 Look at them. 372 00:24:46,720 --> 00:24:49,976 To avoid arguments the blonde... 373 00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:51,576 All right, I'll take the brunette. 374 00:24:51,600 --> 00:24:54,513 Always leave it to me the lowest. 375 00:24:55,400 --> 00:24:57,776 Great Colosseum, very magnificent. 376 00:24:57,800 --> 00:25:02,456 - Well, she speaks Italian. - We speak very little Italian. 377 00:25:02,480 --> 00:25:04,517 I studied grammar. 378 00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:08,634 - I don't want you to get the blonde! - Go behind, rude. 379 00:25:08,760 --> 00:25:11,176 Have car, 8 cylinders. 380 00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:13,157 See Rome, panorama! 381 00:25:13,320 --> 00:25:15,536 - I'm Sergio. - I'll see it. 382 00:25:15,560 --> 00:25:17,517 - Pleasure Rome? - Ya. 383 00:25:18,360 --> 00:25:22,256 This is the Flavian amphitheatre, commonly called the Colosseum. 384 00:25:22,280 --> 00:25:25,671 It was built by the emperor Flavius... 385 00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:50,957 Panorama! 386 00:25:51,240 --> 00:25:54,596 - Explain something to him. - What? - Whatever you like. 387 00:25:57,200 --> 00:25:58,936 Fraulein, 388 00:25:58,960 --> 00:26:00,917 mademoiselle, 389 00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:03,430 beautiful. Rome! 390 00:26:04,360 --> 00:26:07,557 Rome, panorama! 391 00:26:07,960 --> 00:26:10,793 Ah! Let's see the view! 392 00:26:11,600 --> 00:26:13,576 Eh! 393 00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:17,696 - Handsome! - Handsome! - What a beautiful view! 394 00:26:17,720 --> 00:26:19,696 > I look at you, nothing but a view! 395 00:26:19,720 --> 00:26:22,917 < Guys, don't wake me up, I don't have it I have never seen so much grace from God. 396 00:26:25,360 --> 00:26:29,240 Come down, let's go get it something at the bar. 397 00:26:29,920 --> 00:26:31,877 - Please. - Thank you. 398 00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:38,555 - Beautiful. - Ya, how beautiful to be! 399 00:26:38,840 --> 00:26:40,376 More beautiful than Copenhagen. 400 00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:42,755 - He likes Rome. - We hope he likes us too. 401 00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:45,696 Here you go. 402 00:26:45,720 --> 00:26:47,996 - Good morning, do you wish? - Good morning. 403 00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:53,558 - Do you want to taste puff pastry? - Very fresh. Do you want them? 404 00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:57,776 This being an Italian specialty, very good. 405 00:26:57,800 --> 00:26:59,757 As? 406 00:27:00,320 --> 00:27:01,696 - Sfo... - Sfogliatelle. 407 00:27:01,720 --> 00:27:05,056 - Ya, ya. - I can? - Please, eat, eat. 408 00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:07,856 - (The fraulein is hungry! - {IN ENGLISH) Very good. 409 00:27:07,880 --> 00:27:10,633 If your arm falls off! 410 00:27:15,640 --> 00:27:18,632 Kill! But this is hunger! 411 00:27:19,520 --> 00:27:21,176 Laugh, laugh. 412 00:27:24,720 --> 00:27:27,136 - Ready, Sandro? - Nope Sandro! 413 00:27:27,160 --> 00:27:29,096 It's still you! 414 00:27:29,120 --> 00:27:33,216 As? Sandro? He's my brother, isn't he? 415 00:27:33,240 --> 00:27:36,949 I never told you I have a brother called Sandro? 416 00:27:37,080 --> 00:27:39,496 - Yes, don't you remember? - Shall we have dinner together? 417 00:27:39,520 --> 00:27:44,656 At dinner? It's not possible, I have a terrible headache. 418 00:27:44,680 --> 00:27:48,256 - Does it hurt that much? - I didn't touch any food, I don't want to see anyone. 419 00:27:48,280 --> 00:27:51,113 See you tomorrow, maybe. Bye dear. HI. 420 00:27:51,240 --> 00:27:53,296 Miss, I brought you something to eat. 421 00:27:53,320 --> 00:27:55,816 Take everything away, I'm not hungry. I don't want to eat. 422 00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:59,136 - What? Don't want to eat? - I'm not hungry, I tell you. 423 00:27:59,160 --> 00:28:03,040 I don't understand, the Commander he satisfies her in everything 424 00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:05,754 and she wastes time with that starving man! 425 00:28:05,880 --> 00:28:09,176 Rosetta, please! This is my business. 426 00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:12,716 Okay, when he is hungry he will eat. 427 00:28:19,920 --> 00:28:23,151 - But look! - But they're cute, huh? 428 00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:25,896 There's nothing to say, they are different from the Italian ones. 429 00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:28,136 They have more spirit, more resourcefulness, more... 430 00:28:28,160 --> 00:28:30,176 More appetite. These in Denmark they don't eat. 431 00:28:30,200 --> 00:28:33,856 They are Nordic, with the cold what do you do there you have to eat little. 432 00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:37,396 You have to bring these to dinner to the General Markets. 433 00:28:41,840 --> 00:28:43,936 I think it works! 434 00:28:43,960 --> 00:28:47,176 I can't take it anymore, I'm dying laughing! 435 00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:52,320 Be careful, they're watching us. Let it be to me, I'm having a blast. 436 00:28:54,360 --> 00:28:56,317 To drink? 437 00:28:56,600 --> 00:28:57,696 Orgeat. 438 00:28:57,720 --> 00:28:59,677 Drink? 439 00:29:01,320 --> 00:29:06,633 Martini! Martini cocktails. We Denmark always Martini. 440 00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:08,816 - Three Martinis. - And us? 441 00:29:08,840 --> 00:29:10,797 Three coffees. 442 00:29:13,720 --> 00:29:16,758 Tired? I mean... legs, feet... 443 00:29:17,400 --> 00:29:20,136 - A lot of walking. - Oh, no! 444 00:29:20,160 --> 00:29:22,800 We Denmark... everything on foot. 445 00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:25,156 I understand, you don't have a car and then... 446 00:29:28,960 --> 00:29:31,952 My "dad" has three. 447 00:29:32,280 --> 00:29:35,856 Dad has three cars, huh? The father has the "money"! 448 00:29:35,880 --> 00:29:39,236 Very rich, very silver, a lot of money. 449 00:29:39,440 --> 00:29:41,351 - Very rich. - Did you understand? 450 00:29:42,680 --> 00:29:44,637 Very... 451 00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:50,230 - ARBRA... what is it? - I don't know. 452 00:29:51,600 --> 00:29:53,955 Very... ARBARA. 453 00:29:54,800 --> 00:29:59,351 Trees! Forests, I understand, timber merchant. 454 00:29:59,880 --> 00:30:01,837 Exports. 455 00:30:02,960 --> 00:30:07,296 But... llse... much richer dad. 456 00:30:07,320 --> 00:30:09,277 All three. 457 00:30:10,040 --> 00:30:14,056 - Concert... music. - Yes, I understand. 458 00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:18,096 Ya, dad, director Copenhagen Opera House. 459 00:30:18,120 --> 00:30:21,112 Kill! How much money do these have! 460 00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:23,477 Cheers. 461 00:30:46,560 --> 00:30:49,393 Come with me, long-haired one. 462 00:30:58,280 --> 00:31:00,237 And... 463 00:31:03,920 --> 00:31:07,072 - Beautiful Rome. - You too. 464 00:31:11,160 --> 00:31:13,576 - This? - Pierced heart. 465 00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:16,136 A custom of lovers Italians. 466 00:31:16,160 --> 00:31:19,949 - Handsome! All the trees? - Almost everyone. 467 00:31:21,160 --> 00:31:23,336 With us, Denmark, no. 468 00:31:23,360 --> 00:31:26,016 From you, in Denmark, you don't make love at all. 469 00:31:26,040 --> 00:31:28,976 Yes, do everything, but don't hurt TREE. 470 00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:32,536 Being BARBARIAN stabbing plant. 471 00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:38,536 EXPORTACION... Give me a kiss. 472 00:31:38,560 --> 00:31:40,915 - Ninth. - Bassetta, are you leaving? Come here! 473 00:31:44,040 --> 00:31:47,317 - Beautiful Italy. - Let's go well! 474 00:31:48,960 --> 00:31:52,430 - How long is it here? - 8.50, sir. 475 00:32:04,080 --> 00:32:06,037 Is Copenhagen beautiful? 476 00:32:07,160 --> 00:32:13,416 But Rome is more beautiful. Ancient, monuments... sun. 477 00:32:13,440 --> 00:32:16,353 For you, with your money... 478 00:32:17,480 --> 00:32:21,030 But... is your "family" not rich? 479 00:32:21,120 --> 00:32:24,096 Well... yes. Well off. 480 00:32:24,120 --> 00:32:26,077 Understood? 481 00:32:26,640 --> 00:32:29,678 My "family" is fine. 482 00:32:31,480 --> 00:32:33,630 My father... father... 483 00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:37,597 good evening! 484 00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:41,711 Deputy head of division Merchant Navy Ministry. 485 00:32:42,080 --> 00:32:44,256 - Oh, Marina? - $ì. 486 00:32:44,280 --> 00:32:48,751 - Important. - Well... civil servant. 487 00:32:49,720 --> 00:32:51,518 And... your father? 488 00:32:51,880 --> 00:32:54,496 Orphan, but I work. 489 00:32:54,520 --> 00:32:56,477 Good. 490 00:32:56,560 --> 00:32:58,336 Look. 491 00:32:58,360 --> 00:33:00,317 This is Rome. 492 00:33:06,960 --> 00:33:10,271 Come on, guys, all life! 493 00:33:13,440 --> 00:33:16,896 Memories of Rome! Souvenirs, gentlemen! Souvenirs! 494 00:33:16,920 --> 00:33:21,136 We have memories for all tastes. St. Peter's, La Lupa, the Colosseum! 495 00:33:21,160 --> 00:33:24,656 - Three-dimensional postcards - They are not needed, we are enough. 496 00:33:24,680 --> 00:33:27,856 Don't show that you are "micranous"! 497 00:33:27,880 --> 00:33:31,714 Look at that "chic" these in color. 498 00:33:31,800 --> 00:33:36,816 - I have a preview: San Pietro with the snow! > St. Peter, beautiful! 499 00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:41,096 What is this "rubbish"? Not these not even the redskins want them. 500 00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:45,696 > - Only Americans. -> But what do you care? 501 00:33:45,720 --> 00:33:48,176 I really like souvenirs! 502 00:33:48,200 --> 00:33:51,056 ESPORTESCION, this one wants money! 503 00:33:51,080 --> 00:33:56,056 - Just for regularity, six authorized? > Am I authorised? 504 00:33:56,080 --> 00:34:00,976 Are you kidding? I am over 30 years old honored career. Can't you see here? 505 00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:04,256 Handsome. Very beautiful Capitoline Hill. 506 00:34:04,280 --> 00:34:06,976 Damn, what a culture he has! 507 00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:11,696 This is not the Capitol, it is the Leaning Tower of Pisa. 508 00:34:11,720 --> 00:34:15,136 > Ah, Pisa! - Make some confusion. 509 00:34:15,160 --> 00:34:18,016 Wonderful memory. Tower that never falls. 510 00:34:18,040 --> 00:34:22,056 Let's take it, otherwise it will sell us even some priest hats. 511 00:34:22,080 --> 00:34:24,816 Franco, there's nothing to do, you have to suffer, 512 00:34:24,840 --> 00:34:27,816 the "junk sellers" ruin us national reputation. 513 00:34:27,840 --> 00:34:32,096 - I would like to know who gives him permission. -Louison Bobet. 514 00:34:32,120 --> 00:34:34,656 We also take the Tower of Pisa. How much is it? 515 00:34:34,680 --> 00:34:37,856 - Do you want postcards? - No, they can't write! 516 00:34:37,880 --> 00:34:39,837 All 4 thousand lire. 517 00:34:40,440 --> 00:34:42,416 - What are you saying? - Three thousand. 518 00:34:42,440 --> 00:34:44,176 Two thousand and that's too much! 519 00:34:44,200 --> 00:34:47,989 Which I have to endure from these parrots! 520 00:34:49,200 --> 00:34:52,716 - { Mount. - Lean on this trunk. 521 00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:54,757 Souvenirs of Rome! 522 00:35:02,160 --> 00:35:05,676 - What shall we have, sisters? - Four cappuccinos. 523 00:35:06,560 --> 00:35:10,136 - Romans are nice, aren't they, llse? - Ya, "bauscia". 524 00:35:10,160 --> 00:35:12,595 This Dane sounds funny, huh? 525 00:35:17,880 --> 00:35:19,996 - Do you like it? > This is Piazza Navona. 526 00:35:20,120 --> 00:35:23,216 I bet in this one the square fits all of Copenhagen. 527 00:35:23,240 --> 00:35:26,995 - Oh, nice! - You like it, huh? 528 00:35:28,880 --> 00:35:31,998 Here is the Capitol, we get married here! 529 00:35:35,160 --> 00:35:37,834 Well, you like it, huh? 530 00:35:50,120 --> 00:35:54,296 < This Cavaradossi Castle! < No Castello Sant'Angelo? 531 00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:56,709 < Yes, but Cavaradossi he was killed here. 532 00:35:56,880 --> 00:35:58,917 Haven't you seen "La Tosca"? 533 00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:03,896 > This is the Quirinale, Once upon a time the king slept here. 534 00:36:03,920 --> 00:36:05,456 00:36:08,233 < Panorama! Another "bullshit", yes! 536 00:36:08,880 --> 00:36:11,736 - < This being... - < Giuseppe Garibaldi! 537 00:36:11,760 --> 00:36:13,776 < Also in Denmark they know him! 538 00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:16,856 (< {ILSE) Hero of two worlds. < They "cultured" quickly. 539 00:36:16,880 --> 00:36:19,416 < Let them participate to "Fold or Double"! 540 00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:23,274 < They laugh as if they understood. < They are not deaf! 541 00:36:26,640 --> 00:36:30,873 < This is Foro Italico. - Oh, nice! 542 00:36:33,880 --> 00:36:35,856 - (Who are these? - ) Oh God! 543 00:36:35,880 --> 00:36:39,077 It seems like a parade to me for the election of Mister Universe. 544 00:36:40,200 --> 00:36:43,896 (< They are symbols. < {ILSE) What's on the other side? 545 00:36:43,920 --> 00:36:46,070 < Fig leaves. 546 00:36:46,320 --> 00:36:49,736 We will take you to the hotel to change you. Did you understand? 547 00:36:49,760 --> 00:36:53,336 DANCE tonight, understand? Champagne. Do you like it? 548 00:36:53,360 --> 00:36:56,296 - Champagne! - What hotel are you staying at? 549 00:36:56,320 --> 00:37:00,359 - Grand Hotel. - Tonight dancing NIGHTCLEBBE! 550 00:37:10,240 --> 00:37:14,616 - What a mess, they'll come here tonight! - How do we do it? 551 00:37:14,640 --> 00:37:17,616 - Do you want? - We were wrong. 552 00:37:17,640 --> 00:37:20,598 - Please, is there an exit? - Over here. - Thank you. 553 00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:48,376 Guys, we need to go and change and to make up for some "grain". 554 00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:51,056 With those you need a boatload of money! 555 00:37:51,080 --> 00:37:54,536 Souvenirs, Martini, petrol! Tonight you will notice! 556 00:37:54,560 --> 00:37:56,936 But they have a lot of money! 557 00:37:56,960 --> 00:37:59,416 My father has trees, forests... 558 00:37:59,440 --> 00:38:02,016 It's mine, then? He's six or seven Opera Theatres. 559 00:38:02,040 --> 00:38:04,816 We can't make a bad impression, we have to find the grain. 560 00:38:04,840 --> 00:38:07,976 - And how do we do it? - It's simple, we are not orphans. 561 00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:12,336 Yes, but they eat, drink and they get fat and dad pays the bill. 562 00:38:12,360 --> 00:38:15,736 - But when do we get to the point? - Tonight let's take them "To the Caves". 563 00:38:15,760 --> 00:38:18,816 You dance, you shake, you do a little drink... They are foreigners, aren't they? 564 00:38:18,840 --> 00:38:20,856 But who knows if Margaret is there. 565 00:38:20,880 --> 00:38:24,216 The usual idiot. As soon as he likes it a woman, it makes her become a saint. 566 00:38:24,240 --> 00:38:26,816 - It? - I wasn't born yesterday, you would die on him. 567 00:38:26,840 --> 00:38:28,496 It's already cooked. 568 00:38:28,520 --> 00:38:32,096 Never show that you are in love or you will ruin it with your own hands. 569 00:38:32,120 --> 00:38:34,856 But that curvy "pupona". you like it, huh? 570 00:38:34,880 --> 00:38:37,056 Of course I like it, but I don't cook myself! 571 00:38:37,080 --> 00:38:40,776 - For me women are made for Just have fun. - Can you hear it? 572 00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:44,096 - Let's get busy "unbolting" them. - Unbolt them? 573 00:38:44,120 --> 00:38:49,798 - We have to find the money. Foreigners, rich and good! - Let's go! 574 00:38:54,880 --> 00:38:57,136 My poor feet, how tired! 575 00:38:57,160 --> 00:38:59,416 - How will you do this evening? - This evening? 576 00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:03,638 - Too bad, you won't be able to come with us. - Where? In bed? 577 00:39:06,840 --> 00:39:09,036 - Finally home. - Really. 578 00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:13,616 Ma'am, the dress! It's late, I have the show at eight! 579 00:39:13,640 --> 00:39:16,234 All right! All right! 580 00:39:17,320 --> 00:39:20,551 Miss Pia, when will you stop? 581 00:39:22,560 --> 00:39:25,496 - (Oh, here they are! Good evening. - {TOGETHER) Good evening. 582 00:39:25,520 --> 00:39:29,957 - Did you have fun? - Yes. - Tired? - Yes. - No. 583 00:39:30,080 --> 00:39:32,816 The customer left free the room an hour ago. 584 00:39:32,840 --> 00:39:36,470 Tonight Terni sings in the chorus of "Nabucco". 585 00:39:37,040 --> 00:39:39,680 I had my bags brought in. 586 00:39:39,880 --> 00:39:42,554 There they are. Please. 587 00:39:44,280 --> 00:39:46,136 This is the room. 588 00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:49,336 I had a cot added, so there can be three of you. 589 00:39:49,360 --> 00:39:52,656 Look at those sheets! Fresh from the laundry! 590 00:39:52,680 --> 00:39:55,911 - For me, cleanliness is everything! 00:40:00,398 That wall is a national monument. It belongs to Trajan, the emperor. 592 00:40:01,360 --> 00:40:04,990 - Handsome. - You've studied it, haven't you? Beyond is all of Rome. 593 00:40:05,160 --> 00:40:09,154 If there was a hole in the wall, you would see the Altar of the Fatherland. 594 00:40:10,160 --> 00:40:12,197 Here are your documents. 595 00:40:13,200 --> 00:40:15,157 Oh, my feet! 596 00:40:16,480 --> 00:40:21,136 What beautiful "tuses". - Are you from Milan too? 597 00:40:21,160 --> 00:40:25,950 Pure blood Milanese! From the Milanzone carron! 598 00:40:26,640 --> 00:40:28,995 But look at that combination! 599 00:40:29,800 --> 00:40:32,136 Who gave you the name of my pension? 600 00:40:32,160 --> 00:40:35,915 - Viraghi. - The accountant Viraghi! 601 00:40:36,560 --> 00:40:40,376 The one who came here with Miriam, "the fantasist". 602 00:40:40,400 --> 00:40:43,995 This is an artists' house, a serious house! 603 00:40:44,640 --> 00:40:47,758 They all come here, especially the Milanese. 604 00:40:47,880 --> 00:40:51,794 Milan! Milan! I haven't seen her in 20 years! 605 00:40:52,240 --> 00:40:57,872 - Has it changed? - Actually, 20 years ago we weren't in Milan yet! 606 00:40:58,600 --> 00:41:02,389 But how stupid! You are so young! 607 00:41:03,920 --> 00:41:07,416 I too was young like you when I came here from Milan. 608 00:41:07,440 --> 00:41:10,353 Young, beautiful and courted. 609 00:41:10,520 --> 00:41:14,354 You know what took me away from Milan? The art. 610 00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:18,456 I sang. I was out of breath... 611 00:41:18,480 --> 00:41:22,758 and a body that was a marvel. 612 00:41:22,840 --> 00:41:28,136 A silhouette... Like I used to do no one did that street urchin! 613 00:41:28,160 --> 00:41:30,936 Well... maybe Reggini. 614 00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:33,998 And the men! Everyone at my feet, everyone! 615 00:41:34,120 --> 00:41:37,670 This iron, is he coming or not? 616 00:41:37,800 --> 00:41:39,776 A little patience! 617 00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:41,616 Every time I have to iron 618 00:41:41,640 --> 00:41:44,154 you must apply on stamped paper! 619 00:41:47,640 --> 00:41:51,395 But what should we do? with the ironed dress... 620 00:41:51,840 --> 00:41:55,959 if to earn a little money... should he remove it? 621 00:42:03,440 --> 00:42:08,376 - Finally! - In short, enough. - What a talker! 622 00:42:08,400 --> 00:42:12,576 He was about to tell us the details of his honeymoon. 623 00:42:12,600 --> 00:42:15,496 What's wrong with you? You seem like a dying woman to me. 624 00:42:15,520 --> 00:42:19,400 What do I have? I'm not standing, I'm dead tired. 625 00:42:19,880 --> 00:42:24,816 How quickly you two get tired! I feel fresh as a rose. 626 00:42:24,840 --> 00:42:26,936 We were going to have fun tonight. 627 00:42:26,960 --> 00:42:29,496 Resign yourself, we can't go dressed like that. 628 00:42:29,520 --> 00:42:33,036 Who knows how elegant they will be, with all the money they have! 629 00:42:33,720 --> 00:42:37,296 - What a pity! - But you didn't want to see them today! 630 00:42:37,320 --> 00:42:40,696 - Because I didn't know them. - The handsome Franco has made inroads. 631 00:42:40,720 --> 00:42:42,677 Stupid. 632 00:42:43,080 --> 00:42:45,856 You know what? Now I'm undressing. 633 00:42:45,880 --> 00:42:49,016 I really don't care about mine nothing. I have swollen feet. 634 00:42:49,040 --> 00:42:51,856 Are you crazy? We must respect our program. 635 00:42:51,880 --> 00:42:54,096 Rome at night with illuminated monuments. 636 00:42:54,120 --> 00:42:56,816 I don't care! I came to Rome to have fun. 637 00:42:56,840 --> 00:42:58,576 Not for running. 638 00:42:58,600 --> 00:43:02,116 < Is this allowed? - Again! 639 00:43:02,640 --> 00:43:07,714 - (Come in, take a seat. > {IN MILANESE) Come, ma'am. 640 00:43:08,680 --> 00:43:13,256 Excuse me... variety show people, ballerinas. 641 00:43:13,280 --> 00:43:17,016 They have a lot of demands and then, when you have to pay the bill, 642 00:43:17,040 --> 00:43:20,056 they say they did bad business. 643 00:43:20,080 --> 00:43:23,136 And instead of money, They leave me suitcases and trunks. 644 00:43:23,160 --> 00:43:25,256 If you knew...! 645 00:43:25,280 --> 00:43:29,399 I have a lot of clothes and a lot of stuff over there to open a shop. 646 00:43:29,480 --> 00:43:31,437 Really! 647 00:43:32,200 --> 00:43:34,840 - Clothes? - So many! 648 00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:38,616 Even in the evening? 649 00:43:38,640 --> 00:43:42,296 Mom, why in this house can you never find socks? 650 00:43:42,320 --> 00:43:45,576 You're right, I left them on the terrace to dry. 651 00:43:45,600 --> 00:43:49,936 - Go and see if they're dry. - Let me eat, they're wet. 652 00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:54,456 - I knew it! What should I wear now? - If you told me, I would wash them. 653 00:43:54,480 --> 00:43:57,896 Just think about eating! I only have two pairs of socks. 654 00:43:57,920 --> 00:44:01,496 I put one on and take the other off. But what if one doesn't dry? 655 00:44:01,520 --> 00:44:04,816 - I'm screwed! - There's no need to scream! 656 00:44:04,840 --> 00:44:10,472 - We're all in touch here! - I know, we're all playing dumb here, huh? 657 00:44:13,040 --> 00:44:15,976 This is not a slap, it's a "travel"! 658 00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:19,336 My poor creature, you slap him! 659 00:44:19,360 --> 00:44:22,376 You only love your daughter female, what kind of father! 660 00:44:22,400 --> 00:44:24,656 > Now you can take them too! 661 00:44:24,680 --> 00:44:27,256 Come to your mother who loves you. 662 00:44:27,280 --> 00:44:30,033 Don't cry, mother's heart, 663 00:44:30,160 --> 00:44:31,976 that's not a father, it's a beast. 664 00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:36,656 I can wear yesterday's socks, but I need some money. 665 00:44:36,680 --> 00:44:40,216 - What do you do with the money? - I have my own life, don't I? 666 00:44:40,240 --> 00:44:42,696 Handsome son, spend like the Aga Khan. 667 00:44:42,720 --> 00:44:45,712 I gave it to you the other day 2 thousand lire. 668 00:44:45,840 --> 00:44:48,296 Ah! How it burns! 669 00:44:48,320 --> 00:44:52,176 - Okay, don't cry. It gets over you, it gets over you. - Oh, yes? 670 00:44:52,200 --> 00:44:54,776 - How much do you need? - I'm going with Franco, he's a young gentleman. 671 00:44:54,800 --> 00:44:58,589 - He always has 10 thousand lire in his pocket. - 10 thousand lire? 672 00:44:59,520 --> 00:45:01,477 It's Easter, mom. 673 00:45:19,640 --> 00:45:21,711 These are the last ones! 674 00:45:24,160 --> 00:45:27,471 Miss, when will you stop? 675 00:45:30,360 --> 00:45:31,998 Where are you going tonight? 676 00:45:34,120 --> 00:45:37,096 - At the night club. - Am I really that good? 677 00:45:37,120 --> 00:45:40,856 Three flowers of the northern fjords blossomed in the Roman sun. 678 00:45:40,880 --> 00:45:44,191 Handsome! Where did you read it? 679 00:45:44,400 --> 00:45:48,234 It's my stuff, idiot. Authentic. 680 00:45:48,360 --> 00:45:50,510 Where is the Eau de Cologne? 681 00:45:50,800 --> 00:45:53,997 Yours is over and I'll give mine to you like hell! 682 00:45:57,120 --> 00:45:59,236 And... will you arrange something tonight? 683 00:46:00,320 --> 00:46:03,176 Combine... with this hunk? 684 00:46:03,200 --> 00:46:05,056 My tie! 685 00:46:05,080 --> 00:46:08,456 - Wretched man! Ugly son... - Stop it! 686 00:46:08,480 --> 00:46:12,758 - Buy ties instead of waste your money! - Stay still! 687 00:46:17,880 --> 00:46:19,776 > Don't say impossible things. 688 00:46:19,800 --> 00:46:22,736 > Of course, if instead of a male I had had a girl... 689 00:46:22,760 --> 00:46:25,496 - Here's my Franco. - HI. - Bye dear. 690 00:46:25,520 --> 00:46:28,456 - He's become a man. - Let me get a look at you. - Mom! 691 00:46:28,480 --> 00:46:31,696 It's changed a lot since last time! 692 00:46:31,720 --> 00:46:34,176 - Of course, it was 10 years ago! - Frank! 693 00:46:34,200 --> 00:46:36,296 - What a character! - Good evening, madam. 694 00:46:36,320 --> 00:46:38,816 - Are you taking something? - No, I'll run away immediately. 695 00:46:38,840 --> 00:46:40,576 - Where are you going? - I have an appointment. 696 00:46:40,600 --> 00:46:43,816 - You don't have to be late at night. - But I never go out! 697 00:46:43,840 --> 00:46:47,136 - Please, mom, I have an appointment. - Let him go. 698 00:46:47,160 --> 00:46:50,296 - Love at his age is important. - Love? 699 00:46:50,320 --> 00:46:53,551 Franco doesn't think about these things, right? 700 00:46:53,640 --> 00:46:57,520 - Franco, you can tell us. - Leave him to his secrets. 701 00:46:57,640 --> 00:47:00,816 - He thinks about studying, he doesn't think about love. - But what love! 702 00:47:00,840 --> 00:47:05,336 I have to accompany some people of Copenhagen for the city. 703 00:47:05,360 --> 00:47:07,317 Ah! 704 00:47:07,640 --> 00:47:12,157 My Franco looks like a big boy, but he is still a child. 705 00:47:12,560 --> 00:47:16,576 - If you don't have fun now... - He has reached an age... 706 00:47:16,600 --> 00:47:20,639 You're right, his is an ungrateful age. 707 00:47:38,400 --> 00:47:42,296 Sorry, can you tell the three young ladies Danes, what are we waiting for? 708 00:47:42,320 --> 00:47:45,056 - Name, please. - Mencioni Sandro. 709 00:47:45,080 --> 00:47:47,656 Not his, the name of the three Danish ladies. 710 00:47:47,680 --> 00:47:51,116 Certain. What is their last name? 711 00:47:51,240 --> 00:47:53,390 - Who asked him? - Dead from sleep! 712 00:47:53,520 --> 00:47:55,536 It doesn't matter, We already have an appointment anyway. 713 00:47:55,560 --> 00:47:58,256 When they come down, tell them that we are waiting for you in the living room. 714 00:47:58,280 --> 00:48:00,096 Good, sir. However I understood. 715 00:48:00,120 --> 00:48:03,736 It must be the three young ladies Danes from rooms 213 and 215. 716 00:48:03,760 --> 00:48:07,096 - Yes, it must be those. - Miss Hoppingher. 717 00:48:07,120 --> 00:48:09,077 Yes please. Let's go? 718 00:48:15,840 --> 00:48:17,616 - Ready? - Casa Mencioni? - $ì. 719 00:48:17,640 --> 00:48:19,656 - Sandro? - No, Sandro isn't here. 720 00:48:19,680 --> 00:48:22,616 - I'm Magda, where is she? - He left this morning. 721 00:48:22,640 --> 00:48:25,176 - With Bari's relatives? - How? 722 00:48:25,200 --> 00:48:28,989 - Those of the "heel". - No, perhaps those of Egypt! 723 00:48:29,080 --> 00:48:32,496 - From Bari, I said. - And I tell you again, of Egypt. 724 00:48:32,520 --> 00:48:36,696 We have no relatives in Bari. He didn't even come to lunch. 725 00:48:36,720 --> 00:48:40,736 My father says that when he comes back, breaks his "snout". 726 00:48:40,760 --> 00:48:44,616 I don't give a damn what he says, I want to know where Sandro is. 727 00:48:44,640 --> 00:48:49,176 They went out, him, Sergio and Franco... 728 00:48:49,200 --> 00:48:53,256 to have fun to the "Piccione Caves". 729 00:48:53,280 --> 00:48:56,696 - With three "paciocchette". - Three "chunky ones"? 730 00:48:56,720 --> 00:49:00,315 "Sgrinfie", "pupae", "chicks", girls, how should I say it? 731 00:49:00,920 --> 00:49:05,391 Girls, huh? And it did to me moldy all day in the house! 732 00:49:10,680 --> 00:49:12,637 Hey! Denmark! 733 00:49:13,560 --> 00:49:16,056 There must be something about Denmark! 734 00:49:16,080 --> 00:49:18,296 So we get educated quickly. 735 00:49:18,320 --> 00:49:20,976 It's a small town Denmark. 736 00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:24,256 4 million inhabitants, 5 million cattle. 737 00:49:24,280 --> 00:49:29,070 They have more than one cow each, that's why they eat so much! 738 00:49:29,600 --> 00:49:31,536 - And the ALBRA? - That? 739 00:49:31,560 --> 00:49:34,456 - L'ALBRA, the forests. -He doesn't talk about it here. 740 00:49:34,480 --> 00:49:38,136 - It's bad. - "Entertainment, climate and clothing, etc.", 741 00:49:38,160 --> 00:49:40,310 - "Folklore." - Folklore. 742 00:49:40,800 --> 00:49:42,757 Then you know Danish. 743 00:50:04,880 --> 00:50:07,456 Yes, good evening! But who understands you? 744 00:50:07,480 --> 00:50:10,136 However we already have an appointment. 745 00:50:10,160 --> 00:50:13,536 - Maybe they want to kidnap us. - You can't save yourself. 746 00:50:13,560 --> 00:50:16,074 Foreigners when they arrive in Italy, they jump on you. 747 00:50:28,640 --> 00:50:32,016 Now I'll make him understand who have the wrong address. 748 00:50:32,040 --> 00:50:35,896 Madame, we be very busy, very BUSY. 749 00:50:35,920 --> 00:50:40,816 We can't listen to you, we can't come with you. 750 00:50:40,840 --> 00:50:42,831 We are very busy. 751 00:50:48,680 --> 00:50:53,616 Sorry, we're expecting three friends, that will be for another time. 752 00:50:53,640 --> 00:50:55,119 Sure, tomorrow. 753 00:51:02,400 --> 00:51:05,438 - (Good morning, gentlemen. - {TOGETHER) Good morning. 754 00:51:07,120 --> 00:51:09,794 What a witch! All he's missing is his broom. 755 00:51:14,800 --> 00:51:17,376 - What scorpion fish! - And how they insisted! 756 00:51:17,400 --> 00:51:20,233 Those are a year older of the Colosseum. 757 00:51:22,720 --> 00:51:24,936 - Cow! - Accidents! 758 00:51:24,960 --> 00:51:27,600 Here I make my father fail! 759 00:51:51,840 --> 00:51:55,016 No, Riccardo, I'm not coming down. Two honks, 760 00:51:55,040 --> 00:51:58,556 so the young lady understands. And we wait. 761 00:52:35,320 --> 00:52:37,914 - Hey! - What is it? - The thighs. 762 00:52:44,680 --> 00:52:48,296 I'm just leaving. 763 00:52:48,320 --> 00:52:51,536 I think of times gone by. 764 00:52:51,560 --> 00:52:55,136 that I kept in my heart, 765 00:52:55,160 --> 00:52:58,915 when I thought I would find joy in love. 766 00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:02,416 and never comes back. 767 00:53:02,440 --> 00:53:05,776 in the dreams of youth. 768 00:53:05,800 --> 00:53:09,816 whistle to the sky. 769 00:53:09,840 --> 00:53:12,992 770 00:53:13,280 --> 00:53:16,856 771 00:53:16,880 --> 00:53:20,456 the stars who are listening to me. 772 00:53:20,480 --> 00:53:24,136 looks at my passing 773 00:53:24,160 --> 00:53:27,496 and it seems that he wants to accompany me. 774 00:53:27,520 --> 00:53:30,776 if I don't have a beat in my heart. 775 00:53:30,800 --> 00:53:34,176 if love is over. 776 00:53:34,200 --> 00:53:37,875 777 00:53:38,640 --> 00:53:41,553 778 00:54:11,920 --> 00:54:15,595 - Finally something arrives. - Let's hope it's not the bill. 779 00:54:16,200 --> 00:54:19,079 Here, gentlemen, deviled chicken. 780 00:54:19,560 --> 00:54:21,517 Oh, hell! 781 00:54:21,800 --> 00:54:24,176 - What's wrong? - I don't remember who I should call. 782 00:54:24,200 --> 00:54:25,376 At Celere. 783 00:54:25,400 --> 00:54:28,416 if your heart doesn't beat. 784 00:54:28,440 --> 00:54:31,936 if love is over. 785 00:54:31,960 --> 00:54:35,999 in the night I want... 786 00:54:36,520 --> 00:54:40,115 - So what do you have? - I don't know, I had to do something... 787 00:54:40,480 --> 00:54:42,551 What do you care? Think about eating! 788 00:55:14,760 --> 00:55:19,516 Ah finally! Finally, my darling! 789 00:55:22,600 --> 00:55:25,416 You are very beautiful! Beautiful! 790 00:55:25,440 --> 00:55:27,696 You are truly a star! 791 00:55:27,720 --> 00:55:30,216 It was worth the wait three quarters of an hour. 792 00:55:30,240 --> 00:55:32,656 - We'll have a wonderful evening. - I'll drive. 793 00:55:32,680 --> 00:55:36,230 - Yes, miss. - Great, just the two of us. 794 00:55:36,400 --> 00:55:40,376 - We can send the driver away. - No, Riccardo is coming with us. 795 00:55:40,400 --> 00:55:43,696 - But Riccardo hasn't eaten. - He will eat with us. 796 00:55:43,720 --> 00:55:48,096 Maybe he's not dressed. He's not dressed. 797 00:55:48,120 --> 00:55:50,456 I am, it's Easter, Commander. 798 00:55:50,480 --> 00:55:52,856 And happy Easter to you too! 799 00:55:52,880 --> 00:55:54,837 Let's go. 800 00:55:55,720 --> 00:55:58,633 I like you, you are a mysterious woman! 801 00:56:06,280 --> 00:56:07,856 Drink! 802 00:56:07,880 --> 00:56:13,592 Drink, o icy maiden of the north, the wine of the Castles. 803 00:56:14,080 --> 00:56:17,296 Oh, the wine of the Castles! Not in Denmark. 804 00:56:17,320 --> 00:56:21,553 - (But you drink it. - {IN MILANESE) It's really bun. 805 00:56:22,120 --> 00:56:25,476 - What language does this speak? - "Bun" is Danish. 806 00:56:25,560 --> 00:56:27,517 00:56:31,696 - Rock and roll! Dance? - Come on, let's go. 808 00:56:31,720 --> 00:56:34,360 Let's go dancing! 809 00:57:08,920 --> 00:57:10,877 "To Margaret. Franco." 810 00:57:11,960 --> 00:57:13,576 Ah! 811 00:57:13,600 --> 00:57:18,231 What a night, huh? Have you ever been through one evening like this in Denmark? 812 00:57:18,560 --> 00:57:20,656 Yeah, you don't understand me. 813 00:57:20,680 --> 00:57:23,896 Just because you don't understand me, I can confess it to you. 814 00:57:23,920 --> 00:57:26,912 I fell in love with you since this morning. 815 00:57:28,560 --> 00:57:30,517 At the Colosseum. 816 00:57:31,200 --> 00:57:34,696 - Here you are. - Ah! In love with the Colosseum. 817 00:57:34,720 --> 00:57:38,296 What does the Colosseum have to do with it! I'm in love with you, you understand? 818 00:57:38,320 --> 00:57:40,496 It's not the first time that I love a girl, 819 00:57:40,520 --> 00:57:43,536 but it's the first time that I have the courage to say it. 820 00:57:43,560 --> 00:57:45,976 My friends always make fun of me for this. 821 00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:49,216 When I talk to a woman my tongue is paralyzed. 822 00:57:49,240 --> 00:57:52,416 I prepare many beautiful phrases, but I can't tell them. 823 00:57:52,440 --> 00:57:56,256 With you however it's different, and do you know why? 824 00:57:56,280 --> 00:57:58,256 Because you don't understand me. 825 00:57:58,280 --> 00:58:01,896 - No understand. - How beautiful it would be if you had understood me. 826 00:58:01,920 --> 00:58:03,877 If you had understood that I love you. 827 00:59:43,240 --> 00:59:47,456 Sandro! Where are the relatives from Bari? 828 00:59:47,480 --> 00:59:51,096 I parenti? Is... is. 829 00:59:51,120 --> 00:59:53,616 Is the blonde your aunt? 830 00:59:53,640 --> 00:59:56,951 - A little cousin, a country girl. - Right. 831 00:59:57,080 --> 00:59:59,720 Dear, shall we go to our table? 832 01:00:00,120 --> 01:00:02,077 On to the next round. 833 01:00:04,280 --> 01:00:06,556 That's who I had to call! 834 01:00:16,440 --> 01:00:19,000 I sweated like a crocodile. 835 01:00:25,120 --> 01:00:29,591 - That beautiful lady, your friend? - No, she's my aunt. 836 01:00:30,560 --> 01:00:33,656 - Michele, make me dance. - Love, you know I don't know how to dance. 837 01:00:33,680 --> 01:00:38,516 - Then I'll dance with Riccardo. - With Riccardo? With the driver? 838 01:00:38,640 --> 01:00:43,953 839 01:00:44,040 --> 01:00:48,696 you are the only one for me. 840 01:00:48,720 --> 01:00:53,016 841 01:00:53,040 --> 01:00:56,317 yet I cling to you. 842 01:00:59,880 --> 01:01:02,235 My darling, why are you nervous? 843 01:01:04,560 --> 01:01:06,995 Go ahead, tell him. 844 01:01:07,240 --> 01:01:10,336 - Riccardo, put out the cigarette. - Yes, sir. 845 01:01:10,360 --> 01:01:12,476 - The young lady wants to dance. - Nail. 846 01:01:27,840 --> 01:01:29,797 Thank you, miss. 847 01:01:38,600 --> 01:01:40,113 - Mesci. - Right away. 848 01:01:45,760 --> 01:01:47,478 See that? 849 01:01:50,520 --> 01:01:52,796 At the table of those rowdies? 850 01:01:54,840 --> 01:01:57,912 Which? There are three of them, miss. 851 01:01:58,160 --> 01:02:02,711 - The nicest. - The one with the Prince of Wales? 852 01:02:04,920 --> 01:02:06,877 Yes. 853 01:02:07,160 --> 01:02:09,117 He insulted me. 854 01:02:10,040 --> 01:02:12,077 You have to teach him a lesson. 855 01:02:14,160 --> 01:02:15,958 Immediately, with pleasure. 856 01:02:19,320 --> 01:02:21,960 - Do I have to leave my mark on him? - Yes. 857 01:02:22,640 --> 01:02:27,237 - A sign that lasts at least three days. - I'm going. 858 01:02:28,120 --> 01:02:30,077 She will be happy with me. 859 01:02:37,000 --> 01:02:39,016 - Sorry to bother you. - Please. 860 01:02:39,040 --> 01:02:42,376 - Allows? Riccardo Moretti. - Nice to meet you, Mencioni Sandro. 861 01:02:42,400 --> 01:02:46,696 - I ask your forgiveness, but I have a position of trust. - Please. 862 01:02:46,720 --> 01:02:50,111 - Excuse me. - Mom! 863 01:02:52,000 --> 01:02:53,798 What happens here? 864 01:02:54,440 --> 01:02:57,478 - Here's the bill. - Here's the paralysis. 865 01:02:59,480 --> 01:03:01,949 Sandro, get a wrap with this! 866 01:03:05,160 --> 01:03:06,496 You're welcome, ma'am. 867 01:03:06,520 --> 01:03:09,592 Nice little place, huh? A little busy. 868 01:03:10,320 --> 01:03:12,277 Very lively. 869 01:03:14,400 --> 01:03:16,277 Cheers. 870 01:03:20,240 --> 01:03:23,816 871 01:03:23,840 --> 01:03:28,516 and talk to me about love. 872 01:03:34,320 --> 01:03:36,136 - Fire! Fire! - Does it hurt? 873 01:03:36,160 --> 01:03:38,336 Look at how they are dressed! 874 01:03:38,360 --> 01:03:41,512 - Ahi, Mom! - But which mother? 875 01:03:43,280 --> 01:03:45,056 - Put this on. - Be slow. 876 01:03:45,080 --> 01:03:48,696 Here's what's annoying to respectable women! 877 01:03:48,720 --> 01:03:53,376 - Yes, I came to lose sleep with you! - Mind your own business! 878 01:03:53,400 --> 01:03:57,439 Do you want to leave? 'These unfortunates! Go! 879 01:03:59,120 --> 01:04:02,636 I corner it, I'll turn him into rubbish! 880 01:04:05,080 --> 01:04:08,336 Go easy on this water, you're giving me pneumonia! 881 01:04:08,360 --> 01:04:11,856 Try to move your neck, if we don't screw it in, it comes off. 882 01:04:11,880 --> 01:04:15,096 - Here, like this. - I'm dying and they're having fun. 883 01:04:15,120 --> 01:04:18,176 Go tell them to stop to sing! 884 01:04:18,200 --> 01:04:21,896 How do I do it? If I remove the piece, the lump reforms. 885 01:04:21,920 --> 01:04:24,070 886 01:04:24,280 --> 01:04:26,616 Stop this torment! 887 01:04:26,640 --> 01:04:29,216 Don't scream, they don't understand you anyway. 888 01:04:29,240 --> 01:04:31,536 Now I'll show you if they understand me. 889 01:04:31,560 --> 01:04:33,710 Do you want to beat them? 890 01:04:34,120 --> 01:04:38,079 891 01:04:39,320 --> 01:04:41,096 may you shine... 892 01:04:41,120 --> 01:04:43,616 Italian songs they know them in Copenhagen too. 893 01:04:43,640 --> 01:04:45,696 They sing the Milanese anthem. 894 01:04:45,720 --> 01:04:49,350 Who knows Franco and that other place they went to "infringe". 895 01:04:54,920 --> 01:04:58,629 Tell me what you want, but for me this writing is not Danish. 896 01:04:59,080 --> 01:05:02,994 - So what is it? - Do you need an electronic brain? 897 01:05:03,400 --> 01:05:07,837 But how Nordic and Nordic! I am Northerners, rednecks and people from Traspadane! 898 01:05:08,600 --> 01:05:11,456 - Are they Milanese? - You finally understood it! 899 01:05:11,480 --> 01:05:13,437 These unfortunates! 900 01:05:16,200 --> 01:05:18,157 Laugh, laugh. 901 01:05:24,480 --> 01:05:26,437 My bag! 902 01:05:29,920 --> 01:05:33,256 Nanda Colombo, Gallarate. They're pure jokes. 903 01:05:33,280 --> 01:05:36,416 - I'll show you what I do! - Think about how much they cost us. 904 01:05:36,440 --> 01:05:39,376 - Do you want to solve things in the car? - I... 905 01:05:39,400 --> 01:05:41,256 - It's not even ours! > Guys! 906 01:05:41,280 --> 01:05:44,636 The other one arrives who isn't drunk. Let's pretend nothing happened. 907 01:05:46,280 --> 01:05:48,237 Boys. 908 01:05:49,840 --> 01:05:52,136 Love knows no boundaries. 909 01:05:52,160 --> 01:05:54,549 He makes himself understood in all languages of the world. 910 01:05:54,800 --> 01:05:57,997 - Also in Milanese? - "Drink" this too! 911 01:05:59,160 --> 01:06:01,816 - What happens? - They screwed us. 912 01:06:01,840 --> 01:06:03,576 They are Danes from Milan. 913 01:06:03,600 --> 01:06:06,976 Since they are drunk, we'll do the math tomorrow. 914 01:06:07,000 --> 01:06:10,936 Now we'll pretend nothing happened. We get in the car. 915 01:06:10,960 --> 01:06:13,576 Senoritas, good morning! 916 01:06:13,600 --> 01:06:16,336 - I don't understand, is it possible... - Shut up. 917 01:06:16,360 --> 01:06:19,079 The Danes found it America, huh? 918 01:06:20,320 --> 01:06:23,896 919 01:06:23,920 --> 01:06:26,056 - (Now where do we take them? - ) TO the river! 920 01:06:47,200 --> 01:06:50,256 - 28 thousand. - 40 thousand. - And 700 of petrol. 921 01:06:50,280 --> 01:06:53,096 That's right. 28, 40 and 700. 922 01:06:53,120 --> 01:06:57,696 I would bite myself on the head! We ran out of money for 2 months. 923 01:06:57,720 --> 01:07:00,896 And the fool's figure! If I think to all the words that I... 924 01:07:00,920 --> 01:07:03,136 - that we told him. - We'll put this in too. 925 01:07:03,160 --> 01:07:06,136 - They have to pay! - Of course they have to pay! 926 01:07:06,160 --> 01:07:10,056 For me we need to see them again, straighten them... 927 01:07:10,080 --> 01:07:13,616 - and bully him. - Yes, they won't be saved tonight. 928 01:07:13,640 --> 01:07:17,190 > Sergio! - We missed my mother. > We are ready! 929 01:07:17,840 --> 01:07:21,356 Look at these three "brooms" how they got us into trouble. 930 01:07:23,520 --> 01:07:25,856 Mom, what do you want? I told you I'm not coming. 931 01:07:25,880 --> 01:07:28,296 Aren't you coming? And who hears your father? 932 01:07:28,320 --> 01:07:30,376 I already have a commitment with friends. 933 01:07:30,400 --> 01:07:34,696 But what commitment? What friends? Today is Easter Monday! 934 01:07:34,720 --> 01:07:36,896 With friends you will go there in August. 935 01:07:36,920 --> 01:07:40,456 Yes! Go, have fun. 936 01:07:40,480 --> 01:07:44,056 - Dad, don't get drunk. - May I know why you're not coming? 937 01:07:44,080 --> 01:07:46,736 Wretched! I'd show you... 938 01:07:46,760 --> 01:07:49,320 ugly son... of your mother. 939 01:07:50,680 --> 01:07:55,176 Kill! I'll give you two minutes and there you go "rubbish" the whole shop. 940 01:07:55,200 --> 01:07:57,976 It's all decided. Do you have the key? 941 01:07:58,000 --> 01:08:00,336 - Here it is. - We agree, we'll make him pay. 942 01:08:00,360 --> 01:08:03,216 One moment. I'm angry like and more than you... 943 01:08:03,240 --> 01:08:05,136 but I don't like arrogance. 944 01:08:05,160 --> 01:08:08,136 There are many ways to give "tit for tat". 945 01:08:08,160 --> 01:08:10,936 Franco, but we agreed everything! 946 01:08:10,960 --> 01:08:13,136 We take them to the villa... and they have to be there. 947 01:08:13,160 --> 01:08:14,376 Let him come this evening. 948 01:08:14,400 --> 01:08:19,576 Yesterday... Tonight the screams. 949 01:08:19,600 --> 01:08:24,037 Come on, move! It's an hour that I started the engine! 950 01:08:25,320 --> 01:08:29,696 - Help me! - Forget it, get in. 951 01:08:29,720 --> 01:08:34,536 Help me. Take the pot, I can't take it anymore. 952 01:08:34,560 --> 01:08:37,376 Calm down. Is there any other stuff? 953 01:08:37,400 --> 01:08:42,016 - Mom, come. - The throne of the mother-in-law! 954 01:08:42,040 --> 01:08:46,159 Here's the lamb! Don't lose it, I don't give a damn about the rest. 955 01:08:46,960 --> 01:08:49,496 - Gentlemen, in the carriage! - Is everything there? 956 01:08:49,520 --> 01:08:52,353 Baskets and newspapers! Let's go! 957 01:08:52,520 --> 01:08:54,816 Did you bring the baking soda? 958 01:08:54,840 --> 01:08:58,629 Help! What are you doing? You miss me! 959 01:09:46,080 --> 01:09:49,072 - Sorry. - Have you heard this doggy style? 960 01:09:49,280 --> 01:09:51,191 Waiter! Another liter! 961 01:09:52,080 --> 01:09:54,640 'These beans don't mean anything to you? 962 01:09:54,960 --> 01:09:57,952 - Do you like Roman fava? - No thank you. 963 01:09:58,240 --> 01:10:00,856 My goodness, what a ruined country this Denmark! 964 01:10:00,880 --> 01:10:02,816 They will be cute, but they are really stupid. 965 01:10:02,840 --> 01:10:04,416 - More wine? - No thank you. 966 01:10:04,440 --> 01:10:06,696 - Another drop. - No. I said no. 967 01:10:06,720 --> 01:10:09,216 The wine of the Castles he never hurt anyone. 968 01:10:09,240 --> 01:10:12,278 No? After that hangover from last night! 969 01:10:12,400 --> 01:10:15,216 Sandro, I'll make the complaint with pecorino cheese. Listen to that stuff! 970 01:10:15,240 --> 01:10:18,119 - Scent of the Orient! - Please, no! 971 01:10:19,760 --> 01:10:22,256 How delicate they are these foreigners! 972 01:10:22,280 --> 01:10:24,936 They just gorge themselves on puff pastries and deviled chicken. 973 01:10:24,960 --> 01:10:27,256 Good, now bring the singers. 974 01:10:27,280 --> 01:10:30,496 Young ladies are romantic, they are came specially from Denmark 975 01:10:30,520 --> 01:10:32,376 to listen to Italian music. 976 01:10:32,400 --> 01:10:34,816 Do you want to hear Roman music? 977 01:10:34,840 --> 01:10:38,176 - Sweet, languid. - What do you want to listen to? 978 01:10:38,200 --> 01:10:42,376 You want to hear some ditties of Mr. Capanna? 979 01:10:42,400 --> 01:10:44,357 Well done, attack! 980 01:11:40,240 --> 01:11:43,336 Drink! Drink again, wretch! 981 01:11:43,360 --> 01:11:47,536 This is my wife, the one who claims to educate my children... 982 01:11:47,560 --> 01:11:49,517 morally. 983 01:11:50,120 --> 01:11:52,077 Shall we start with the children? 984 01:11:52,760 --> 01:11:55,296 When you have to scold them they are my children, 985 01:11:55,320 --> 01:11:57,176 when there is praise to be had, they are his. 986 01:11:57,200 --> 01:12:00,456 That poor son of mine always locked in a dairy! 987 01:12:00,480 --> 01:12:03,376 If for once he wants to do it a trip with friends... 988 01:12:03,400 --> 01:12:06,496 He didn't have to go on the trip that poor creature, 989 01:12:06,520 --> 01:12:09,896 it had to stay in the family which is Easter Monday. With grandma... 990 01:12:09,920 --> 01:12:14,456 and with the uncle who came from Rocca Marzicana, the poor wretch. 991 01:12:14,480 --> 01:12:17,616 Yes, even say beggar! 992 01:12:17,640 --> 01:12:19,597 With my grandmother and my uncle, you know what fun! 993 01:12:21,280 --> 01:12:23,136 He always had a hard head! 994 01:12:23,160 --> 01:12:26,216 Imagine if he wasn't right to the daughter! 995 01:12:26,240 --> 01:12:31,394 For the representation of progeny, just Pinuccia was enough, right? 996 01:12:31,880 --> 01:12:34,918 Sorry if I butt in, but I'm over here... 997 01:12:36,240 --> 01:12:39,936 Sorry to butt in, but we have we ate, we drank, 998 01:12:39,960 --> 01:12:43,536 we're doing so well... Here we are now we also have the ball! 999 01:12:43,560 --> 01:12:47,536 - Let's have a good game! - I'll show you how to play! 1000 01:12:47,560 --> 01:12:50,616 01:12:52,597 Come on, get set! 1002 01:12:54,120 --> 01:12:56,555 Get this SNIP! 1003 01:12:59,320 --> 01:13:01,277 To me! To me! To me! 1004 01:13:02,280 --> 01:13:05,830 - See, you're not capable! - Shut up! 1005 01:13:06,720 --> 01:13:08,336 Get out of the way! 1006 01:13:08,360 --> 01:13:10,317 Our ball! 1007 01:13:11,240 --> 01:13:13,136 Let us play a little. 1008 01:13:13,160 --> 01:13:15,216 Give me the ball back or I'll call my father. 1009 01:13:15,240 --> 01:13:17,216 Call your sister it's better. 1010 01:13:17,240 --> 01:13:21,416 - Big belly! - Okay, here's the ball. Go get it. 1011 01:13:21,440 --> 01:13:25,096 - Let's go. - I had "warmed up". 1012 01:13:25,120 --> 01:13:28,416 - I do not. - Did you see that dribbling? Like the good times! 1013 01:13:28,440 --> 01:13:32,496 But aren't you ashamed, I say? 1014 01:13:32,520 --> 01:13:34,936 Why should we be ashamed? 1015 01:13:34,960 --> 01:13:39,096 You're right, two old men who start playing football. 1016 01:13:39,120 --> 01:13:42,096 I even forgot of the villa! 1017 01:13:42,120 --> 01:13:45,496 With this villa! They won't steal it from you, she's not a pretty girl! 1018 01:13:45,520 --> 01:13:48,456 Luckily I have the keys here and I touch them every half hour. 1019 01:13:48,480 --> 01:13:50,517 How often do you touch them? 1020 01:13:50,760 --> 01:13:55,296 Hate! The keys! It's really missing the key to the gate, look! 1021 01:13:55,320 --> 01:13:58,896 There were four and now there are three! Now how do I do it? 1022 01:13:58,920 --> 01:14:01,616 Poor thing, don't be scared, come and drink... 1023 01:14:01,640 --> 01:14:05,136 - It's the end of the world! - When did you last touch them? 1024 01:14:05,160 --> 01:14:08,896 Before leaving. Someone he followed me and took them from me. 1025 01:14:08,920 --> 01:14:12,216 - Let's go have a drink. - No, let's go back to Rome immediately! 1026 01:14:12,240 --> 01:14:14,336 - We have to go to the police! - Let's go drink. 1027 01:14:14,360 --> 01:14:19,416 Run! I'm ruined! After 20 years of scrupulous service! 1028 01:14:19,440 --> 01:14:23,976 Let's go to Rome now! Leave lose all the dishes! 1029 01:14:24,000 --> 01:14:26,096 Run! 1030 01:14:26,120 --> 01:14:30,936 Mom, he lost the keys to the villa! It's a great responsibility. 1031 01:14:30,960 --> 01:14:35,955 Take it all, take it the chair, the pot, the pan. 1032 01:14:37,160 --> 01:14:42,519 Forget the old ones! Abandon the old ones! Go! 1033 01:14:45,600 --> 01:14:47,557 Go! Go! 1034 01:14:56,640 --> 01:14:58,597 Well done! 1035 01:15:03,360 --> 01:15:06,656 Maybe every day were like today! 1036 01:15:06,680 --> 01:15:09,416 Guys, this is music, 1037 01:15:09,440 --> 01:15:12,376 other than the Opera House of Copenhagen! 1038 01:15:15,360 --> 01:15:19,096 Too bad you're foreigners, you didn't understand a damn thing. 1039 01:15:19,120 --> 01:15:24,296 - Enough with these insults! - Margaret, shut up. Understood? 1040 01:15:24,320 --> 01:15:29,176 Stop it, we got it all figured out quite a bit. Do you think we're so stupid? 1041 01:15:29,200 --> 01:15:31,216 Not fools, but rude, rude. 1042 01:15:31,240 --> 01:15:36,456 At this point it's time to stop with these Roman vulgarities. 1043 01:15:36,480 --> 01:15:40,096 - Yes, because the history of Is Denmark smart? - No. 1044 01:15:40,120 --> 01:15:42,856 Now the game is tied, it can be closed like this. 1045 01:15:42,880 --> 01:15:45,056 Convenient, huh? Do you also think like her? 1046 01:15:45,080 --> 01:15:47,616 Of course and I didn't believe that you I were vulgar like them. 1047 01:15:47,640 --> 01:15:51,416 Well-behaved kids would have found a nicer way... 1048 01:15:51,440 --> 01:15:54,216 to take revenge on ours little joke. 1049 01:15:54,240 --> 01:15:56,656 They call it a little joke. 1050 01:15:56,680 --> 01:15:58,717 It cost us 40 thousand lire! 1051 01:15:58,920 --> 01:16:02,256 But you know how much we owe work to earn them? 1052 01:16:02,280 --> 01:16:05,536 We thought you were gentlemen! Anyway thanks for everything and see you again! 1053 01:16:05,560 --> 01:16:07,416 Marisa, Elsa, let's go. 1054 01:16:07,440 --> 01:16:10,696 - Wait a minute, where are you going? - In Rome and on foot! 1055 01:16:10,720 --> 01:16:13,536 Let's not exaggerate, now everything is clear. 1056 01:16:13,560 --> 01:16:15,656 Exactly, there is no more taste! 1057 01:16:15,680 --> 01:16:20,616 Three girls like us go looking of "chickens", you are too smart! 1058 01:16:20,640 --> 01:16:22,438 Hey, let's go. 1059 01:16:30,680 --> 01:16:34,071 Guys, before you leave you have to pay the bill and in cash. 1060 01:16:34,200 --> 01:16:36,656 - Then do it. - Pecorino... 1061 01:16:36,680 --> 01:16:39,856 - Don't overdo it. - ..beans... - Do you pay the bill? - Yes. 1062 01:16:39,880 --> 01:16:42,976 - ...wine... That's 5 thousand. - Huh? 1063 01:16:43,000 --> 01:16:47,073 - These are laughable prices! - Do you think we are Danes? 1064 01:16:47,400 --> 01:16:50,313 Get these and be well! HI! 1065 01:16:50,440 --> 01:16:52,416 Guys, what are you doing? 1066 01:16:52,440 --> 01:16:55,896 And they drive around in the car, wretches! 1067 01:16:55,920 --> 01:17:00,776 In Rome, between yesterday and today, I am almost 400 thousand foreigners landed! 1068 01:17:00,800 --> 01:17:04,896 The whole Mobile is in turmoil for prevent muggings, pickpocketing and theft 1069 01:17:04,920 --> 01:17:09,176 and break-ins! And Rocca Marsicana It's not under my jurisdiction. 1070 01:17:09,200 --> 01:17:11,816 To me, of the Mastelloni counts, I don't care! 1071 01:17:11,840 --> 01:17:15,776 There's no need to get angry! Get us a couple of carabinieri. 1072 01:17:15,800 --> 01:17:18,936 There's him and me, you can come along you... and we'll bring this too! 1073 01:17:18,960 --> 01:17:20,917 Enough, for God's sake! 1074 01:17:21,240 --> 01:17:24,096 In 5 minutes, I, chief commissioner with two degrees, 1075 01:17:24,120 --> 01:17:28,376 responsible for a neighborhood I have to scout with this survivor. 1076 01:17:28,400 --> 01:17:30,536 And you for half an hour you're driving me crazy 1077 01:17:30,560 --> 01:17:33,856 with your Rocca Marsicana, the bandits, the villa and the keys! 1078 01:17:33,880 --> 01:17:36,216 I don't want to listen to anything anymore! 1079 01:17:36,240 --> 01:17:39,496 Commissioner, sorry. My brother is a bit rude, 1080 01:17:39,520 --> 01:17:42,736 he never moved from Rocca Marsicana, he doesn't do it out of malice. 1081 01:17:42,760 --> 01:17:46,216 - Let's go, the commissioner is busy. - Just an hour. 1082 01:17:46,240 --> 01:17:48,696 - I'll show you the way. - I'll take you. 1083 01:17:48,720 --> 01:17:52,136 Let's borrow at least some machine guns, some tear gas bombs. 1084 01:17:52,160 --> 01:17:54,616 - Two guns! - We'll find everything on the spot. 1085 01:17:54,640 --> 01:17:57,234 Go! Or I'll put you in! 1086 01:17:58,200 --> 01:18:00,157 Go! 1087 01:18:01,360 --> 01:18:04,336 Don't worry, let's call now to the guards of Rocca Marsicana. 1088 01:18:04,360 --> 01:18:08,069 - It's under their jurisdiction. - There are the field guards there, 1089 01:18:08,200 --> 01:18:09,736 look at the broccoli, the beets. 1090 01:18:09,760 --> 01:18:12,016 Better Campestri than nothing! Walk! 1091 01:18:12,040 --> 01:18:14,616 In an hour they would have solved everything! 1092 01:18:14,640 --> 01:18:18,076 - Where you run, stop! - Walk, let's not waste time. 1093 01:18:19,520 --> 01:18:22,616 - How much longer? - Another half hour and we are in Rome. 1094 01:18:22,640 --> 01:18:25,416 - And tomorrow in Milan. - We're a little wrong too. 1095 01:18:25,440 --> 01:18:28,696 - You rude people! Here they are! - Even your Franco? 1096 01:18:28,720 --> 01:18:30,677 Yes, him too. 1097 01:18:31,040 --> 01:18:34,096 - Now I'll stop the first car that passes. - And if they are there? 1098 01:18:34,120 --> 01:18:35,616 I'm going up! 1099 01:18:36,960 --> 01:18:40,056 Here they are, they are coming. Don't you dare talk. 1100 01:18:40,080 --> 01:18:42,435 Walk straight and so will you. 1101 01:18:48,200 --> 01:18:50,056 Sandro, we are accompanying the dead man? 1102 01:18:50,080 --> 01:18:53,096 - Speed ​​up. - Let's tire them out a little. 1103 01:18:53,120 --> 01:18:55,696 Who imagined who got so angry. 1104 01:18:55,720 --> 01:18:59,216 - I understood it immediately. - We have to make peace again. 1105 01:18:59,240 --> 01:19:01,416 I'm not left empty-handed. 1106 01:19:01,440 --> 01:19:04,512 He still deludes himself. We're done now. 1107 01:19:06,560 --> 01:19:08,696 - Hey, there's a bag! - Whose? 1108 01:19:08,720 --> 01:19:12,270 - They have to stop! - This is the weapon! 1109 01:19:12,440 --> 01:19:14,216 Here they are, at the curve! 1110 01:19:14,240 --> 01:19:16,496 Hey, fraulein! 1111 01:19:16,520 --> 01:19:21,356 To go to Copenhagen, you have to turn left! 1112 01:19:21,720 --> 01:19:26,256 Mademoiselle, you have left the bag! We'll bring it back to you! 1113 01:19:26,280 --> 01:19:29,159 Hey! Where do you go without an umbrella? 1114 01:19:31,160 --> 01:19:35,456 - We're coming! - We'll give you a lift to Milan! 1115 01:19:35,480 --> 01:19:37,536 We're coming with you too. 1116 01:19:37,560 --> 01:19:41,536 Don't get carried away, we know that your feet already hurt. 1117 01:19:41,560 --> 01:19:44,056 You have a desire to die for to look at us! 1118 01:19:44,080 --> 01:19:46,037 Yours are coming! 1119 01:19:47,280 --> 01:19:50,696 Do you need something? Newspapers, drinks, mineral water? 1120 01:19:50,720 --> 01:19:52,677 Travel pillows! 1121 01:19:53,480 --> 01:19:55,994 Ein, zwei. Ein, zwei. 1122 01:19:58,800 --> 01:20:00,757 Ein, zwei. Ein, zwei. 1123 01:20:01,680 --> 01:20:03,717 We have beautiful Danes. 1124 01:20:04,080 --> 01:20:06,037 Are those flowers for me? 1125 01:20:06,760 --> 01:20:10,256 - Enough now. - What do we do? - Do we want to finish it? 1126 01:20:10,280 --> 01:20:13,256 If you are good next year we come to the Milan Fair. 1127 01:20:13,280 --> 01:20:16,398 - How much you move. - Little girl, don't be unpleasant. 1128 01:20:16,840 --> 01:20:20,754 Today we acted like rascals, but yesterday we were gentlemen. 1129 01:20:21,680 --> 01:20:25,594 - It was a joke. - There's nothing to do. 1130 01:20:26,040 --> 01:20:28,016 What do we do about this? 1131 01:20:28,040 --> 01:20:30,776 - It's blackmail, there are the tickets there. - Yes, the tickets. 1132 01:20:30,800 --> 01:20:35,456 But what blackmail! We ask you sorry for how we behaved. 1133 01:20:35,480 --> 01:20:39,176 All right? Deep down we are good guys. 1134 01:20:39,200 --> 01:20:41,555 Yes, you are good guys. 1135 01:20:46,600 --> 01:20:48,637 Of the kids, I'm 32 years old! 1136 01:20:49,160 --> 01:20:53,154 Little one, with those flowers I can't see. Throw them away! 1137 01:20:57,840 --> 01:20:59,416 I've been on the phone for 2 hours! 1138 01:20:59,440 --> 01:21:02,496 Please give it to me 2424 Rocca Marsicana. 1139 01:21:02,520 --> 01:21:04,136 - What does he say? - Get off! 1140 01:21:04,160 --> 01:21:06,536 - Hurry, miss. - Urge! 1141 01:21:06,560 --> 01:21:10,936 But what a rush! It says the line is loaded. 1142 01:21:10,960 --> 01:21:14,296 - Download it! - It's an emergency case! 1143 01:21:14,320 --> 01:21:15,976 It's life or death! 1144 01:21:19,520 --> 01:21:22,717 Ready? Ready? Are you Cesira? 1145 01:21:22,840 --> 01:21:25,496 Finally! Do you recognize me? It's me! 1146 01:21:25,520 --> 01:21:27,856 Gaetano! Of course I recognize you. 1147 01:21:27,880 --> 01:21:30,474 Very urgent phonogram! 1148 01:21:30,600 --> 01:21:34,416 Here you are. I immediately grab a pen and paper. Dictate the phonogram to me. 1149 01:21:34,440 --> 01:21:38,016 Stolen keys, Villa Count Mastelloni. 1150 01:21:38,040 --> 01:21:39,776 - Stop. - Stop. 1151 01:21:39,800 --> 01:21:41,496 Carry on, carry on! 1152 01:21:41,520 --> 01:21:46,216 - Armed bandits are preparing to plunder villa. - Stop. 1153 01:21:46,240 --> 01:21:49,376 Together these "stops", then you distribute them! 1154 01:21:49,400 --> 01:21:53,394 Slowly, you make me dizzy. 1155 01:21:53,960 --> 01:21:56,190 I stopped at the bandits. 1156 01:21:57,920 --> 01:22:02,471 Blackbeard said it: "Easter Monday that will come, thefts and great calamities." 1157 01:22:23,240 --> 01:22:25,976 Angelino! Commander! 1158 01:22:26,000 --> 01:22:28,816 Angelino, look out! 1159 01:22:28,840 --> 01:22:30,776 Angelino! 1160 01:22:30,800 --> 01:22:35,376 - What the hell is going on? - Urgent phonogram from Rome! 1161 01:22:36,880 --> 01:22:40,555 - Here's the villa! My villa! - Braggart! 1162 01:22:41,080 --> 01:22:45,936 - (Open the gates of paradise. > {ILSE) Just heaven. 1163 01:22:45,960 --> 01:22:47,678 > This key speaks! 1164 01:22:48,200 --> 01:22:50,157 Easter! 1165 01:22:52,040 --> 01:22:53,951 What are you doing, move! 1166 01:22:55,240 --> 01:22:57,176 The commander wants you! 1167 01:22:57,200 --> 01:22:59,157 Angelino! 1168 01:22:59,240 --> 01:23:03,199 Big things! It has arrived a phonogram from Rome! 1169 01:23:04,440 --> 01:23:07,696 I'm coming. Not even in here can we be at peace? 1170 01:23:07,720 --> 01:23:11,076 Take the musket, I'll call the others! 1171 01:23:19,800 --> 01:23:23,136 - What do you think? - How wonderful! 1172 01:23:23,160 --> 01:23:26,136 - Now let's go swim in the pool. - And the costumes? 1173 01:23:26,160 --> 01:23:29,216 - The costumes fit. - Is this villa your uncle's? 1174 01:23:29,240 --> 01:23:30,753 The villa is ours, 1175 01:23:30,880 --> 01:23:34,396 but let's not ruin anything, otherwise my uncle goes to jail. 1176 01:23:34,680 --> 01:23:36,637 Turiddu! 1177 01:23:37,520 --> 01:23:39,477 Turiddu! 1178 01:23:39,720 --> 01:23:41,176 > Gather! 1179 01:23:41,200 --> 01:23:45,034 > Turiddu! - Who are you? 1180 01:23:45,160 --> 01:23:47,576 - The parish priest? - What a parish priest, I'm Angelino. 1181 01:23:47,600 --> 01:23:51,480 At your orders, commander. 1182 01:23:52,360 --> 01:23:55,976 At the villa of the Mastelloni counts there they are the bandits, we must arrest them. 1183 01:24:01,760 --> 01:24:03,797 Guys, let's drown them! 1184 01:24:11,080 --> 01:24:13,037 > Leave me! 1185 01:24:28,840 --> 01:24:31,400 Guys, look at how I swim! 1186 01:24:33,920 --> 01:24:37,216 By dint of being in the water I am became a fish. 1187 01:24:37,240 --> 01:24:39,151 Let's go out, Elsa, I have to talk to you. 1188 01:24:48,240 --> 01:24:51,256 Wait, I'm coming too to sunbathe. 1189 01:24:51,280 --> 01:24:53,237 Don't run! 1190 01:24:54,880 --> 01:24:56,837 Ouch! The foot! 1191 01:24:57,640 --> 01:25:00,096 Does this staircase ever end? 1192 01:25:00,120 --> 01:25:02,555 If I catch you, I'll pinch you! 1193 01:25:05,840 --> 01:25:07,877 Damn how much you run! 1194 01:25:09,560 --> 01:25:11,153 Here I am! 1195 01:25:11,880 --> 01:25:13,837 Stand still! 1196 01:25:17,280 --> 01:25:20,830 - What a paradise! - Where can you find it in Milan? 1197 01:25:21,320 --> 01:25:23,536 I like you, but you're not my type. 1198 01:25:23,560 --> 01:25:25,816 I would never marry a milkman. 1199 01:25:25,840 --> 01:25:28,696 First of all I'm not a milkman, but a dairy industrialist. 1200 01:25:28,720 --> 01:25:30,016 It's almost the same. 1201 01:25:30,040 --> 01:25:33,456 And then I never dreamed of it to tell you that I want to marry you. 1202 01:25:33,480 --> 01:25:37,496 - Yes? So what did you mean? - Nothing. 1203 01:25:37,520 --> 01:25:40,496 I was saying that marriage It's an outdated concept. 1204 01:25:40,520 --> 01:25:42,576 Today, a man and a woman, they just love each other. 1205 01:25:42,600 --> 01:25:45,616 Forget about it! You've found the guy who gets married! 1206 01:25:45,640 --> 01:25:48,816 And you found it right the girl who is there! 1207 01:25:48,840 --> 01:25:50,797 Come on, give me a kiss. 1208 01:25:52,320 --> 01:25:54,231 - Yes, tomorrow! - No, now. 1209 01:25:54,920 --> 01:25:56,877 Oh mama. 1210 01:25:57,160 --> 01:25:58,719 Pretty! 1211 01:26:01,920 --> 01:26:04,036 - Cu-cu! - Nope cu-cu! 1212 01:26:05,400 --> 01:26:07,755 Little one, stop! 1213 01:26:08,560 --> 01:26:10,517 < I'll take you anyway! 1214 01:26:11,040 --> 01:26:13,953 01:26:17,616 01:26:20,016 < Here I am, I'm coming! - Cu-cu! 1217 01:26:20,040 --> 01:26:21,896 < Again with this cu-cu! 1218 01:26:21,920 --> 01:26:23,877 Here I am! 1219 01:26:25,040 --> 01:26:27,600 Did you run 100 meters in your town? 1220 01:26:29,120 --> 01:26:31,056 Stop! 1221 01:26:31,080 --> 01:26:33,016 I have to talk to you! 1222 01:26:33,040 --> 01:26:34,496 Ouch, the feet! 1223 01:26:34,520 --> 01:26:37,592 Feet have become like two aubergines! 1224 01:26:38,720 --> 01:26:40,870 Stop! If I take you, I'll swell you! 1225 01:26:44,440 --> 01:26:47,876 I would have loved it working with children. 1226 01:26:47,960 --> 01:26:50,496 The social worker, for example. 1227 01:26:50,520 --> 01:26:52,616 - Does it make you laugh? - No, why? 1228 01:26:52,640 --> 01:26:56,336 - (FRANCO} You still have time to do it. - Things that are said. 1229 01:26:56,360 --> 01:27:00,696 After my father's death I had to look for any job, 1230 01:27:00,720 --> 01:27:04,056 and so I was condemned typing folders 1231 01:27:04,080 --> 01:27:06,616 from morning to evening for a lawyer. 1232 01:27:06,640 --> 01:27:10,315 I'm waiting for Sunday how you wait for the holidays. 1233 01:27:10,920 --> 01:27:14,136 Marisa, now I appreciate you again more. I understand your joy, 1234 01:27:14,160 --> 01:27:17,496 your joy of these two days. We were about to waste everything. 1235 01:27:17,520 --> 01:27:20,216 - I'm sorry. - It doesn't matter, dear, I would like... 1236 01:27:20,240 --> 01:27:23,596 What would you like? Say it. I would do anything. 1237 01:27:24,200 --> 01:27:26,616 I was talking nonsense. 1238 01:27:26,640 --> 01:27:31,237 Tell it. I'm shy anyway, you noticed it last night. 1239 01:27:32,000 --> 01:27:36,736 That's not why, Franco. It's that I I go back to Milan and you stay here. 1240 01:27:36,760 --> 01:27:38,696 Yes I know. 1241 01:27:38,720 --> 01:27:42,793 But distances don't matter, when you really love each other. 1242 01:27:43,720 --> 01:27:47,475 You have to have good staff, style, bearing. 1243 01:27:47,880 --> 01:27:50,696 But above all you have to have good recommendations. 1244 01:27:50,720 --> 01:27:53,633 Even in the field of models? I don't believe it. 1245 01:27:54,040 --> 01:27:58,750 You are naive. Really believe that being beautiful is enough to show off? 1246 01:27:59,240 --> 01:28:02,216 The usual industrialists are in charge vain people who finance 1247 01:28:02,240 --> 01:28:05,596 - tailors and models. - Why don't you change jobs? 1248 01:28:05,720 --> 01:28:09,056 What? To go back to 30 thousand lire a month? 1249 01:28:09,080 --> 01:28:10,976 What does profit matter? 1250 01:28:11,000 --> 01:28:15,119 For you women, sooner or later it comes her husband and he will have to work. 1251 01:28:16,160 --> 01:28:20,496 I don't get supported. Not for now I have no intention of getting married. 1252 01:28:20,520 --> 01:28:24,434 A modern girl he wants his freedom because... 1253 01:28:24,920 --> 01:28:27,912 - I intend to become someone. - Ah! Good. 1254 01:28:28,720 --> 01:28:31,256 Someone with a place of their own in life. 1255 01:28:31,280 --> 01:28:33,237 Maybe in the sun, huh? 1256 01:28:34,600 --> 01:28:36,976 Please don't joke. 1257 01:28:37,000 --> 01:28:40,176 I have to arrive alone, with my work, with my strength. 1258 01:28:40,200 --> 01:28:41,576 Without any help. 1259 01:28:41,600 --> 01:28:46,056 Even if this ambition of mine can cost me some sacrifices. 1260 01:28:46,080 --> 01:28:50,153 And that's fine. You have a personality all your own. 1261 01:28:50,680 --> 01:28:54,275 But now, at the top of this tree, can't you forget her? 1262 01:28:55,440 --> 01:28:57,397 To think about yourself. 1263 01:28:59,000 --> 01:29:00,957 To the two of us. 1264 01:29:02,240 --> 01:29:04,896 - To these two days. - Do I really seem selfish to you? 1265 01:29:04,920 --> 01:29:09,630 - No, I would like you to be more of a woman. - Why, aren't I good enough for you? 1266 01:29:14,680 --> 01:29:18,753 You are an amazing girl, I like you... to death! 1267 01:29:20,560 --> 01:29:23,712 - No! - Come on, I love you. 1268 01:30:17,240 --> 01:30:20,551 - Who are those? - If they're not thieves, they're the masters. 1269 01:30:20,720 --> 01:30:23,776 - My goodness, it better be the thieves! - I believe it. 1270 01:30:23,800 --> 01:30:25,791 We need to call the others! 1271 01:30:27,520 --> 01:30:30,936 We enter from the back of the villa. 1272 01:30:30,960 --> 01:30:33,190 Go ahead, without making any noise. 1273 01:30:36,680 --> 01:30:39,256 - Run! - We didn't need this! 1274 01:30:39,280 --> 01:30:42,896 If my uncle takes me, takes my head off. 1275 01:30:42,920 --> 01:30:44,877 Get it moving! 1276 01:31:02,320 --> 01:31:04,896 Below! I hear your uncle's engine! 1277 01:31:21,240 --> 01:31:23,416 Captain! What are you up to? 1278 01:31:23,440 --> 01:31:28,056 - There is no one here, the guards they want to beat you! - To me? 1279 01:31:34,960 --> 01:31:37,896 ; "The very direct for Milan at 11.15pm... 1280 01:31:37,920 --> 01:31:40,878 it's leaving from platform 3..." 1281 01:32:00,720 --> 01:32:03,016 - No. - Why not? Now you have to give me a kiss. 1282 01:32:03,040 --> 01:32:06,874 - No, take me to the train. - I'll join you now. 1283 01:32:08,040 --> 01:32:12,176 The holiday is over. It's the first time I feel so sad. 1284 01:32:12,200 --> 01:32:14,874 Really? I'm really happy. 1285 01:32:15,800 --> 01:32:19,336 I mean, glad you sorry to go, to leave me. 1286 01:32:19,360 --> 01:32:22,416 By now I was convinced that a girl like you didn't know how to be sad. 1287 01:32:22,440 --> 01:32:25,576 You're always a little sad when a holiday ends. 1288 01:32:25,600 --> 01:32:29,096 And you call it a vacation? This was a rush. 1289 01:32:29,120 --> 01:32:31,816 Let's say a nice walk. 1290 01:32:31,840 --> 01:32:34,616 I was so hoping you could stay here another day. 1291 01:32:34,640 --> 01:32:36,616 No, it's impossible. 1292 01:32:36,640 --> 01:32:40,838 Tomorrow we start again with the tailoring, that torment of a master. 1293 01:32:41,280 --> 01:32:44,256 At that time? We leave each other like this, without a kiss? 1294 01:32:44,280 --> 01:32:48,176 - I already gave it to you. - That was the kiss of forgiveness. 1295 01:32:48,200 --> 01:32:51,079 Now I want the goodbye one. Everyone kisses at the station. 1296 01:32:52,000 --> 01:32:53,957 No! 1297 01:32:54,280 --> 01:32:56,749 And then, what would be the point? 1298 01:32:57,120 --> 01:32:59,496 You see, Sandro, I'm sincere. 1299 01:32:59,520 --> 01:33:02,136 These two days I will never forget them. 1300 01:33:02,160 --> 01:33:04,595 They were two wonderful days. 1301 01:33:05,240 --> 01:33:07,616 What use would a third be, a quarter. 1302 01:33:07,640 --> 01:33:10,696 - Me in Milan, you in Rome. - Yes, I forgot. 1303 01:33:10,720 --> 01:33:13,696 Nanda! - You have to be independent in order to arrive. 1304 01:33:13,720 --> 01:33:18,216 You only think about work. But you saw what life in Rome these 2 days? 1305 01:33:18,240 --> 01:33:21,119 When you go "out of town" in Milan? 1306 01:33:22,080 --> 01:33:26,576 You go there often, huh? You're sorry that you didn't have enough fun? 1307 01:33:26,600 --> 01:33:28,557 Let's forget about it. 1308 01:33:29,480 --> 01:33:32,598 Will you write to me? I don't know, at least a postcard. 1309 01:33:32,920 --> 01:33:35,070 You have to write to me first. 1310 01:33:35,640 --> 01:33:37,456 > Give me a kiss. 1311 01:33:37,480 --> 01:33:39,696 You promised to write to me. 1312 01:33:39,720 --> 01:33:41,677 Of course, a postcard: 1313 01:33:41,880 --> 01:33:44,440 "I love you like this, I only love you like this." 1314 01:33:45,960 --> 01:33:47,917 - HI. - HI. 1315 01:33:50,640 --> 01:33:53,536 - I promise you, I'm coming to Milan. - You say it. 1316 01:33:53,560 --> 01:33:56,496 - I swear, as soon as I graduate. - Hate! So when? 1317 01:33:56,520 --> 01:33:59,433 Soon. Now I'm going to start studying like crazy. 1318 01:33:59,640 --> 01:34:03,952 - Remember to send me the photo immediately. - Are you afraid of forgetting me? 1319 01:34:05,120 --> 01:34:07,216 I would like to tell you many things. 1320 01:34:07,240 --> 01:34:10,278 But nothing comes to mind, I can't find the words. 1321 01:34:10,360 --> 01:34:14,136 - I'll write to you. - But not at home, at the post office, it's better. 1322 01:34:14,160 --> 01:34:17,816 I have to see how much you want me well, before I tell my mother. 1323 01:34:17,840 --> 01:34:20,216 - And will you answer me? - Yes. 1324 01:34:20,240 --> 01:34:23,256 > Marisa, off you go! What are you doing there? 1325 01:34:23,280 --> 01:34:25,237 - I have to go! > Marisa! 1326 01:34:26,480 --> 01:34:28,176 In the car, gentlemen. 1327 01:34:28,200 --> 01:34:30,794 - I love you, Marisa. - In the car, quickly. 1328 01:34:31,920 --> 01:34:33,877 Hello, Franco. 1329 01:34:38,600 --> 01:34:41,016 - Don't forget the address. - No! 1330 01:34:41,040 --> 01:34:43,896 - Goodbye, little one. - Goodbye, guys. 1331 01:34:43,920 --> 01:34:46,514 - Hello, Sergio. - Hello, llse! - Hello, Margaret! 1332 01:34:48,400 --> 01:34:51,176 - Marisa, I'm going home to write to you. - Yes, write to me. 1333 01:34:51,200 --> 01:34:55,114 - Please, think about me. - I'll write to you. - HI! - HI! 1334 01:34:55,320 --> 01:34:57,277 I love you, Franco! 1335 01:34:57,880 --> 01:34:59,256 Hi, little one! 1336 01:34:59,280 --> 01:35:02,557 - See you soon! - See you in Milan for the wedding! 1337 01:35:15,440 --> 01:35:16,816 Let's go. 1338 01:35:16,840 --> 01:35:21,152 Get on with life. 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